Who’s the newest quarter back acquired by the Chicago Bears?

Captain Cutler!

(Cutler gets his revenge on Denver)

We just got Denver Bronco’s superstar Jay Cutler! Who’s he you ask? He’s only one of the best accidental free agent quarter backs available in…forever…

Someone might want to look under Jerry Angelo’s desk for empty modeling glue tubes, scotch bottles or crack pipes because this is NOT like the Bears to actually go out, spend money, and get someone who’s really good…

Especially at quarter back!

(Settle down & watch my shit)

I kept waiting for “April Fools”, but it never came. This honestly is the most insanely awesome thing to happen to us Bears fans in years. Then I find out, we also got pro-bowl offensive lineman Orland Pace the same day…

My pants are sticky…

I couldn’t help thinking that this is kind of stuff winning teams do…

(It’s so goooooood!)

Then started cried while screaming, “You do care Chicago Bears front office. I thought you were using me for my money, but you like us, you really really like us”…

Blago Bitch Slapped Part Deux

In rod we bust!

(Woops, not my secret exit)

Chowder head was indicted yesterday on a 19-counts…

The indictment alleges Blagojevich and his aides discussed the possibility he could get a Cabinet post in the new president’s administration, substantial fundraising assistance/a high-paying job in exchange for the Senate seat…

Or what most people call, being a total douche…

(Fall Out Bloy)

Everyone saw this coming like a huge semi driving down a bike path…

(“Ok Roddy, just bite down on the cyanide capsule, & then, shit! It’s a Tic Tac”)

If you didn’t, I hope you enjoy the view of your own anus…

Have a day!