Lots of things make you feel “jealous”/AKA “jelly”. Don’t fear it

(“bro” makes it better)

Embrace it. Here’s a list of things that might make you “feel” it:

-Your dog being able to effortlessly lick their crotch
-Selling a house finding out Bon Jovi lives next door
-Dancing doing the robot then someone break dances
-Doing karaoke OK, then someone gets up, & nails it
-You get a promotion but your friend won the lottery
-Your best friends really hot, funny, sports loving wife
-Neighbors well behaved kids, while yours are insane
-You get a frozen burrito. Your roomie gets Taco Bell
-You have cable, while the world is always streaming
-You must see Labor day instead of Anchorman Two

Come up with your own, or don’t. After all, what ever you ‘have’

today, is the best thing. You are what makes something good or

not. But being able to lick your balls or blow yourself is preemo

Now go rock your day, play hookey, or have a beer at lunch bro

Have a weekend!