Sorry, my 1st title was “Why Airplanes Should Have Strippers”, I think I picked the better one, no? Holy crap are kids spoiled. They have sooo (Walk I say!) much shit like, ipads, iphones, ipayalot, and every $ gadget ever made When I was a kid we had two main toys: dirt & rocks. When […]

Well, Obama won, now it’s already right back to work doing everything that needs to be done to keep us moving onward (back to work!) What did the right begin with? They all said “This isn’t a big mandate”, & “We can talk, but it will be only what we want it to be or […]

Barrack Obama won re-election easily. He has 303 electoral votes Florida’s still counting, but when it’s all done he should have 332 (Thank you!) What do you expect for a state shaped like a dick? They are hung It was never in doubt, & to those who voted I say, “Bravo” to you Obama’s speech […]

Oh yeah, be honest; you’ve got a “Voting Boner” today, don’t ya? Sure you do. Oh, & the most important voters are all those big “lady boners” (That will do it) Guess you could call today, “One big pole dance”. Hooooy ohhhhhhhhh It’s here, finally, today; & all I can honestly say is thank fucking […]

This is an ICP “fucking magnets, how do they work?” moment (Like, shit, how???) Joe Scarborough, David Brooks, and Politico dink Dylan Byers All hate Nate Silver. But why? Oh, because mathematical facts tend to not “lean” one way or the other. It’s like a dice roll or a probability in a statistics class. But […]

There are a lot of things you don’t want to do in life. A lot Like roll naked in broken glass, or while sweaty wrapping (Yes it is) yourself in Owens Corning Insulation for hours on end. It is just not as much fun as it sounds. Another gem is talking a hot shower, then […]

I went as Mitt Romney last night, wore a button that said Mitt Wit (What a farthat!) And my t-shirt said, “SuperDouche”. “Truth in satire” I always say Sonja wore a super disco awesome jacket with a t-shirt that reads: “I’m With Stupid” with a finger pointing at me. Had to remember to always stay […]