Oh yeah, be honest; you’ve got a “Voting Boner” today, don’t ya? Sure

you do. Oh, & the most important voters are all those big “lady boners”

(That will do it)

Guess you could call today, “One big pole dance”. Hooooy ohhhhhhhhh

It’s here, finally, today; & all I can honestly say is thank fucking Christ!

If I have to hear Mitt drop utter amounts of super BS, or Obama try to

think of 500 other words for “fucking liar”, I’m gonna stab my ears out

Today’s the day. All the insane lying, posturing, talking heads partisan

babbling turds with zero substance, have to now watch reality take its

(It’s harsh)

course. Some will have their lying narratives get shattered. Others will

fumble, stumble, or blurt, “oh, well no one could have ever seen this?”

YES WE DID! You fucking nutjobs. Facts just don’t pick political sides

No, but the #’ers, reality, & vote count seem to be very right almost all

the time. Nate Silver has given Obama a 90.9% chance of winning the

election, where he’s given Mitt a 9.1% chance. Numbers are cold, they

(“No, no, no”)

don’t favor Mitt, early voting doesn’t favor Mitt, higher voter turnout

doesn’t favor Mitt. But that doesn’t matter to some. Reality is a bitch

That’s the biggest issue. When you are a lying lump of crazy clay, you

have no honor, no integrity, no unshakable views, or any real solutions

When you don’t, it gets exposed at every single turn by reality & facts

The best part of this election today; all this insane BS is over, so we’ll

get back to the hard work still making our country great brick by brick

(“Mitt, you can walk”)

We’ll do it together. The flip out, grinding & teeth gnashing by the right

will be the historically worst ever seen. But good news, antidepressants

will sell like hotcakes. FOX news will still be a bastion to the big crazies

This election will not be about Obama, hope, or change. This is clearly

about rejecting insane out of touch policies that are hateful, ignorant of

economic fact, & loudly rejected. Rock bottom: you’re on top of the GOP

NY Post Decides To Mega Douche It Up, & “The Glitch”

You’re going to hear everyone screaming about how “this election isn’t

clear”, or “this race is so close”, or “voter suppression”. Well, the last 1

is very real, but early large voters turn outs appear to favor Democrats

Well, turns out FOX owned newspaper NY Post decided to inject crazy

shit into the race, with a front page that reeks of  partisan hate ranker

(he’s hiding from your hate)

Ohhh fucking sweet Jesus I’m glad this shit is over. Knock this shit off

pretending NewsCorp, AKA “FOX News in print” isn’t “partisan hate”

Is like pretending a “burglar” is really just expert “hoarder preventers”

With voting machine silly season, the one thing you don’t want to get

caught doing, is something the Simpson’s mocked in 08’s THOH XIX

Turns out, a guy in Ohio tried to select Obama. But it kept on coming

(Oh shit)

up a vote for Mittens. You can watch the video right here. It’s so wild

Now, do I think there is systemic voter machine intentional cheating?

Hell no. It’s more likely it’s bad soft wear that made that shit happen

Touch screens fail, just look at all our cell phones, ipads, etc. But that

that was surreal. We’ve hit the direct point where satire has become a

base core reality. For me, it’s fuckin great for business. I’ll make more

(Suck it)

Rock your “election returns night”, play drinking games, & enjoy it all

Tomorrow: seeing the rightwing hate bubble expand 9,000,000 miles

Have a Votey day!