There are a lot of things you don’t want to do in life. A lot

Like roll naked in broken glass, or while sweaty wrapping

(Yes it is)

yourself in Owens Corning Insulation for hours on end. It

is just not as much fun as it sounds. Another gem is talking

a hot shower, then going outside when -40 rolling around

on some sheet metal. That will sting a little bit. Just think

tongue to the flag pole pain; just all over. And here’s a list

of babies you don’t ever want to have to deliver………ever:

(Whooops!)

-Porcupine Babies
-Lava Babies(common in Hawaii)
-Nuclear Reactor Babies
-Sugar Babies
-Mixed Babies when you’re black
-Black Babies when you’re white
-T-Rex Dinosaur Babies

It’s just some good advice. Now go get some booze in your

gut, have fun, and I will see you on Monday you crazy kids

Monday: the fringe rights insane attack on Math & Stats

Have a weekend!