Bristol “My mom was a VP candidate and I got knocked up otherwise no one would be paying any attention to me” Palin is now on Dancing With The Stars (“I just got you pregnant again?”) Meaning this show has officially ended with a wet fart… It was never good, but they musta changed the […]

An offshore oil rig exploded in the Gulf of Mexico on Thursday Just west of the site of the April blast that caused the massive oil spill (Kablammo) All 13 people aboard the rig have been accounted for, with one injury Whew… WTF, two rigs in three months? Does James Bond have a new villain […]

The president was in prime time form… But was it me, or did he look “darker”? (No 80’s “reflection picture”?) Oh, it was just me. Maybe he got a Boehner Spray Tan to blacken up He said, “It’s time to turn the page in Iraq”… On the Rummy Cheney Bush tome of shame… To the […]