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National Drunk Day!

March 17th, 2010

It’s St. Patrick’s Day, so…

If you’re not hammered enough yet today to where you’re picking a fight with a jukebox, or making sweet love to alley trash cans…you’re just not tryin’ lazy ass…

irish-drunk-sign.jpg(“Got Drunk?”)

Today the Chicago river looks like the underside of grade school desks…super green

When you go out today hammered stumbling around, just don’t be this guy…

sr-patricks-day-drunks.jpg(One…more…shot)

Or this guy…

richie-retch.jpg(Poor douche)

I’ll leave you with these warm words my father once told me…

Well it’s St. Patrick’s Day all over the land
If you can’t find a lady, then use your hand
If you’re hand won’t do, then hire a whore
But if that won’t do, you’ll own much more

Have a drunk day!


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