Get’s to sue the E-trade Baby commercials for using the name Lindsay…

(“Milk-a-wha?”)

We get to sue her for totally sucking at her job…

Deal? No? No deal? Then close your silver brief case, and sit the fuck down…

That was a little angry, but after being only 1 of 17 people who saw “I Know Who Killed Me” in the theaters,  then asking for my $ back not getting it…I got gripes…

(Yeah, this movie to your career)

She suing for the “milkaholic Lindsay” line, claiming they referred to her…

There claim. Lindsay has as much recognition as Madonna and Cher...

(Set your heels to “whore”)

Oh, OK, so every time some one says “I have to use the John”, I sue…

And welcome to total irrelevance you clueless little fart hammock…

RIP Lucas

Corey Haim is dead at 38. He had a great run. Wait, no he didn’t. He was a great 80’s actor kid who was meet with mild success and fame. Good for him…

(You accidentally caught me reading)

He has a history of drug abuse, but they don’t know yet…

(“Is that a stake in your pocket?”)

He had a few good movies, but The Two Corey’s made America projectile vomit…

Gods speed lil buddy…

Have a day!