Under 23 inches of snow…

(Freeeeeeeedom)

Shadow schmadow; he’s probably dead by now

When the ground hog gets buried alive before seeing it’s shadow

Does that mean 5 more years of winter, or that he carjacks you? I forgot…

(You work the gas & brakes)

Don’t bother shoveling, cleaning, or removing snow

Wait for the Sun-Natures best shoveler…

(Weeeeeeeee. Snow big deal)

Naturally our flight was canceled for our big trip tomorrow…

We luckily rescheduled for Friday, and lost a day but…

Thanks for dropping a turd in the punchbowl mother nature

(Bravo)

You’re like the Jonas Brother no one likes…

That’d be all of them. Please stop being such a douche salad…

(Nice)

It also seems you’re not without a sense of irony…

Have a day!