{"id":9894,"date":"2012-11-26T15:33:11","date_gmt":"2012-11-26T21:33:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=9894"},"modified":"2012-11-26T15:33:11","modified_gmt":"2012-11-26T21:33:11","slug":"thanksgiving-pants-norquist-koed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/26\/thanksgiving-pants-norquist-koed\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanksgiving Pants, Norquist KO’ed"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m back baby! And it’s good to have more rolls than a Golden Coral<\/p>\n

\"\"(Spot the Hemi hat!)<\/p>\n

Hope your turkey day was buckets of giggles, food, friends, & family<\/p>\n

I cracked out my “fatty fat fatterson post mega meal stretchy pants”<\/p>\n

They looked so sweet. By “sweet” I mean “stupid goofy sad looking<\/p>\n

\"\"(Fat Pants!)<\/p>\n

droopy shit”. I’m so fat after T-Day, I Crisco down the door frames<\/p>\n

Zing, zong, zawang! I kid, I joke, but I did gain weight. Stupid tasty<\/p>\n

food stuff. We played football, watched football, then shit a football<\/p>\n

Hope your day was great. If it wasn’t, it’s your own damn fault then<\/p>\n

GOP’ers Still Wanting Their Jobs Tell Norquist To “Go Blow”<\/strong><\/p>\n

It seems Lindsey Graham, Saxby Chambliss, & many other GOP’ers<\/p>\n

are done with the vile, lying, creepy thing known as Grover Norquist<\/p>\n

\"\"(Nice!)<\/p>\n

They most likely will NOT honor their pledge they signed with “Kid<\/p>\n

Let’s Drown Government In A Bath Tub Dunderfuck”. They will not<\/p>\n

be honoring the “no taxes raised” anymore. So is it because they just<\/p>\n

suddenly had an attack of heart doing what’s best for our country?!?<\/p>\n

Oh fuck no. It’s because they will not get re-elected if they have-ta go<\/p>\n

back and say “Oh, we let tax cuts expire for 97% of you…so we could<\/p>\n

protect the tax cuts of billionaires. Sorry about that”. BOOM, you’re<\/p>\n

\"\"(So long dink!)<\/p>\n

fucking fired you unflushable turds. Meh, it’s all going down hill for<\/p>\n

them fast. They live in an alternative reality, that is slowly slapping<\/p>\n

them in the face super fast & on a daily basis. But if I know “crazy”<\/em><\/p>\n

like I think I know Tea Party crazy; they’ll all triple down on failed<\/p>\n

shit with random nuts who did NOT get the general message of last<\/p>\n

election. Meh, nothing better than speeding up your own demise….<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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