{"id":9840,"date":"2012-11-15T13:59:44","date_gmt":"2012-11-15T19:59:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=9840"},"modified":"2012-11-15T14:08:31","modified_gmt":"2012-11-15T20:08:31","slug":"papa-douche-fucko-mitt-gaza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/15\/papa-douche-fucko-mitt-gaza\/","title":{"rendered":"Papa Douche, Fucko Mitt, & Gaza"},"content":{"rendered":"

Papa John’s Pizza owner John is soooooooo upset about Obamacare<\/em><\/p>\n

He just can’t afford paying the extra 5-8 million to cover his workers<\/p>\n

Forget that Forbes said his numbers are a lie, forget it’s actually only<\/p>\n

\"\"(what a douche)<\/p>\n

3.4 to 4.6 cents a pizza to make sure your workers have decent health<\/p>\n

care; instead of 10-14 cents for each pizza like he claims. Holy shit!!!<\/p>\n

That would never work ever in the history of forever. He just can not<\/p>\n

AFFORD to part with that 5-8 million, it’s KILLING HIM you see???<\/p>\n

Geeeeee, I recall this Papa John’s ad I’ve been seeing every 2 seconds<\/p>\n

(they even bought ad space in my fucking dreams to run it non-stop)<\/p>\n

\"\"(Super Douche)<\/p>\n

with Peyton Manning giving away 2 million free pizza’s. But wait, now<\/p>\n

how much would that “give away” cost? Ohhh, between 24-32 million<\/p>\n

But you lazy TAKERS don’t understand, “it’s killing him”. Wait a sec,<\/p>\n

“free<\/em> pizza”? That sounds pretty damn Socialist to the FOX news crew<\/p>\n

Karma’s a bitch. He’s getting sued for $250 million<\/a> for text spamming<\/p>\n

And it just could not happen to a bigger hateful massive talking anus<\/p>\n

Do You Know Mitt Romney?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Well you will now. On a phone call with his donors he laid out why he<\/p>\n

thinks he lost. You will be happy you didn’t elected this mega assface:<\/p>\n

\"\"(True)<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153The president\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s campaign, if you will, focused on giving targeted <\/em>
\ngroups (minorities) a big gift. He made a big effort on small things<\/em>
\nThose small things, by the way, add up to trillions of dollars. I am <\/em>
\nvery sorry that we didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t win. I know that you expected to win. We <\/em>
\nexpected to win. It was very close. And so now, we’re looking & <\/em>saying
\n‘OK, what can we do now going forward?’, but frankly we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re still <\/em>so
\ntroubled by the past, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s hard to put together our plans for the future\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/em><\/p>\n

Right, it wasn’t your dislike for 1\/2 the country in the 47% remarks, &<\/p>\n

it wasn’t that you ran a turdy hateful campaign on lies & new positions<\/p>\n

It was not that you were a stupid bully douchey out of touch plutocrat,<\/p>\n

And it wasn’t proudly standing by a batshitnuts endorsement of a “you<\/p>\n

must STILL have the rapists baby since it is a gift from God” Mourdock<\/p>\n

Oh no. It was all cause “Obama gave minorities stuff”. Ahem……that is<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m a fuckhole”)<\/p>\n

what politicians DO. They campaign on policy & promises to help folks<\/p>\n

You decided to campaign on helping the top 3%. Well, not many votes<\/p>\n

Now that he doesn’t care, he was free to go “full on douchebag” for us<\/p>\n

Let’s all just think of this as his one final “racist fuck off 97%” moment<\/p>\n

And that’ll be the last thing you ever hear from Mitt “Assbag” Romney<\/p>\n

Lady Gaza<\/strong><\/p>\n

Funny title, but seriously bad shit happening. Hamas is Palestine’s<\/p>\n

militant arm. There has been some rockets fired into the Gaza strip<\/p>\n

injuring 8 Israeli people. No deaths. Now Israel decided to do a big<\/p>\n

\"\"(Ga Der)<\/p>\n

massively disproportionate strike back offensive on Wednesday. So<\/p>\n

when it’s the Palestinians killing civilians, it’s terrorism, when it is<\/p>\n

Israel, it’s “collateral damage”. Any civilians killed by anyone to me<\/p>\n

is disgusting & wrong. The Israeli people complained as to the noise<\/p>\n

of the primitive rockets launched into Gaza. Let’s agree, it is totally<\/p>\n

wrong for Hamas to do this, 100% wrong. This is a serious issue, no<\/p>\n

\"\"(No shit)<\/p>\n

doubt about it. It does require action, and defense, but does it mean<\/p>\n

Israel should now hammer them into oblivion? No, to me it doesn’t<\/p>\n

Here’s what went down: Israeli defense forces blew up the car and<\/p>\n

killed Hamas Military chief Ahmed Jabari. Now Israel will cheer &<\/p>\n

celebrate his death as a terrorist. Now, he was the elected leader in<\/p>\n

open elections. What would Israel do if Hamas did that to them??<\/p>\n

Oh yeah, not good. Not passing judgement on him, but showing an<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh, thanks)<\/p>\n

unacceptable amount of collateral damage that killed 10 innocents<\/p>\n

some children, that had nothing to do with Hamas rockets. It’s so<\/p>\n

sad, & fucked up. Bottom line: The Ottoman Empire literally gave<\/p>\n

away the Palestinian land to Jews for them to call home. So what<\/p>\n

would you do, if you got ruled by someone, & they gave your land<\/p>\n

away? Well, that’s what they’re still fighting over to this day. And<\/p>\n

all Palestine wants is “statehood” through the UN to exist. But no,<\/p>\n

Israel will block it, stop it, & try to wipe em off the face of the map<\/p>\n

The only solution is peace you two jackass’s. If you lunkheads just<\/p>\n

want to play religious Hatfields VS. The McCoys, it all ends badly<\/p>\n

\"\"(Just don’t)<\/p>\n

It’d be like someone starting a bar fight, so you kill everyone in an<\/p>\n

entire neighborhood. It makes absolutely no sense at all you guys<\/p>\n

Hey Palestine, stop firing rockets. Hey Israel, stop using nukes to<\/p>\n

kill an ant. Everyone, just take a deep breath. You don’t want this<\/p>\n

Update: today Al Qaeda splinter groups not attached to Hamas
\nlaunched another rocket killing 3. You jihadists best STOP IT!<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Papa John’s Pizza owner John is soooooooo upset about Obamacare He just can’t afford paying the extra 5-8 million to cover his workers Forget that Forbes said his numbers are a lie, forget it’s actually only (what a douche) 3.4 to 4.6 cents a pizza to make sure your workers have decent health care; instead […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9840"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9840"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9840\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9862,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9840\/revisions\/9862"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}