{"id":9791,"date":"2012-11-12T16:07:04","date_gmt":"2012-11-12T22:07:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=9791"},"modified":"2012-11-12T16:47:51","modified_gmt":"2012-11-12T22:47:51","slug":"bs-volcano-clean-up-jesse-jerkoff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/12\/bs-volcano-clean-up-jesse-jerkoff\/","title":{"rendered":"Volcano BS Clean-up, & Jesse Jerkoff"},"content":{"rendered":"

We’ve a general Petraeus sex scandal, fiscal cliff, & Florida called<\/p>\n

Petraeus’s wife Holly is pissed off, & rightly so. See, it’s your wife<\/p>\n

\"\"(Dave & Holly)<\/p>\n

that hates your stupid cheating penis parking your car in another<\/p>\n

garage…AKA-park your car in Holly’s Hut, not some other skank<\/p>\n

He has just stepped down, but congress still wants him to testify<\/p>\n

Hint, if you’re going to have e-mails that explain your affair with<\/p>\n

Paula Broadwell(yes it’s very James Bond girlish) don’t be in the<\/p>\n

CIA…where they fucking always check all your e-mails you turds<\/p>\n

\"\"(Lady Humpington)<\/p>\n

Turns out Congress just wants to know what’s going on here. But<\/p>\n

it is really their business? Does it really matter? Fuck no, I don’t<\/p>\n

care at all. What I care about is you doing the job correctly. And<\/p>\n

if you’re the head of CIA & can’t keep your affair clandestine<\/em> you<\/p>\n

suck at your fucking job. But worse is his wife Holly now dealing<\/p>\n

with all this shit. Poor lady, she finds out her husband is boinkin<\/p>\n

his biographer, & Congress knows as much as she does. It’s sad<\/p>\n

\"\"(Poor Holly)<\/p>\n

The “fiscal cliff” isn’t a cliff, or evil, or will kill us all. It’s just all<\/p>\n

about us raising taxes on the top 3%, while making sensible cuts<\/p>\n

Florida finally got their shit together, & Obama won by 74,000<\/p>\n

votes. Obama ended up with 332 making it a landslide election<\/p>\n

FOX, Republican insane “Whoopsie” moments election guesses<\/p>\n

and all the talking heads in the cable pundit world…….ate crow<\/p>\n

The only one who didn’t was Joe Scarborough. Not a “my bad”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Suck it!)<\/p>\n

or “I shouldn’t insult others for using math”. Nothing. Meh, it<\/p>\n

is still a good sign when turds back peddle. They all had to run<\/p>\n

out basically with “Meh, fucked that up but good”. It should be<\/p>\n

pause for future “predictions” or “ideas”. Reality isn’t partisan<\/p>\n

Jesse Jackson Jr. won re-election. He shouldn’t have. He’s just<\/p>\n

as guilty as Blago since it takes two to tango. He’s now “cutting<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh no)<\/p>\n

a deal”? No…he can not serve the good people of Illinois, while<\/p>\n

trying to cover his own ass for bribe mistakes of hubris & glory<\/p>\n

He should step down, let someone who can help people in our<\/p>\n

city & our entire state get moving forward. He’s a cheater with<\/p>\n

serious mental issues that he should work on coping with. We<\/p>\n

all wish him the best from here. Gladly broke the story here <\/a>1st<\/p>\n

Tomorrow: Allen West & other R’s lose, but refuse to concede<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We’ve a general Petraeus sex scandal, fiscal cliff, & Florida called Petraeus’s wife Holly is pissed off, & rightly so. See, it’s your wife (Dave & Holly) that hates your stupid cheating penis parking your car in another garage…AKA-park your car in Holly’s Hut, not some other skank He has just stepped down, but congress […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9791"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9791"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9791\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9801,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9791\/revisions\/9801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}