{"id":9733,"date":"2012-11-06T15:52:47","date_gmt":"2012-11-06T21:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=9733"},"modified":"2012-11-06T15:52:47","modified_gmt":"2012-11-06T21:52:47","slug":"election-erection-selection-post-pander","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/06\/election-erection-selection-post-pander\/","title":{"rendered":"Election Erection Selection, Post Pander"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh yeah, be honest; you’ve got a “Voting Boner” today, don’t ya? Sure<\/p>\n

you do. Oh, & the most important voters are all those big “lady boners”<\/p>\n

\"\"(That will do it)<\/p>\n

Guess you could call today, “One big pole dance”. Hooooy ohhhhhhhhh<\/p>\n

It’s here, finally, today; & all I can honestly say is thank fucking Christ!<\/p>\n

If I have to hear Mitt drop utter amounts of super BS, or Obama try to<\/p>\n

think of 500 other words for “fucking liar”, I’m gonna stab my ears out<\/p>\n

Today’s the day. All the insane lying, posturing, talking heads partisan<\/p>\n

babbling turds with zero substance, have to now watch reality take its<\/p>\n

\"\"(It’s harsh)<\/p>\n

course. Some will have their lying narratives get shattered. Others will<\/p>\n

fumble, stumble, or blurt, “oh, well no one could have ever seen this?”<\/p>\n

YES WE DID! You fucking nutjobs. Facts just don’t pick political sides<\/p>\n

No, but the #’ers, reality, & vote count seem to be very right almost all<\/p>\n

the time. Nate Silver has given Obama a 90.9%<\/a> chance of winning the<\/p>\n

election, where he’s given Mitt a 9.1% chance. Numbers are cold, they<\/p>\n

\"\"(“No, no, no”)<\/p>\n

don’t favor Mitt, early voting doesn’t favor Mitt, higher voter turnout<\/p>\n

doesn’t favor Mitt. But that doesn’t matter to some. Reality is a bitch<\/em><\/p>\n

That’s the biggest issue. When you are a lying lump of crazy clay, you<\/p>\n

have no honor, no integrity, no unshakable views, or any real solutions<\/p>\n

When you don’t, it gets exposed at every single turn by reality & facts<\/p>\n

The best part of this election today; all this insane BS is over, so we’ll<\/p>\n

get back to the hard work still making our country great brick by brick<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Mitt, you can walk”)<\/p>\n

We’ll do it together. The flip out, grinding & teeth gnashing by the right<\/p>\n

will be the historically worst ever seen. But good news, antidepressants<\/p>\n

will sell like hotcakes. FOX news will still be a bastion to the big crazies<\/p>\n

This election will not be about Obama, hope, or change. This is clearly<\/p>\n

about rejecting insane out of touch policies that are hateful, ignorant of<\/p>\n

economic fact, & loudly rejected. Rock bottom: you’re on top of the GOP<\/p>\n

NY Post Decides To Mega Douche It Up, & “The Glitch”<\/strong><\/p>\n

You’re going to hear everyone screaming about how “this election isn’t<\/p>\n

clear”, or “this race is so close”, or “voter suppression”. Well, the last 1<\/p>\n

is very real, but early large voters turn outs appear to favor Democrats<\/p>\n

Well, turns out FOX owned newspaper NY Post decided to inject crazy<\/p>\n

shit into the race, with a front page that reeks of\u00c2\u00a0 partisan hate ranker<\/p>\n

\"\"(he’s hiding from your hate)<\/p>\n

Ohhh fucking sweet Jesus I’m glad this shit is over. Knock this shit off<\/p>\n

pretending NewsCorp, AKA “FOX News in print” isn’t “partisan hate”<\/p>\n

Is like pretending a “burglar” is really just expert “hoarder preventers”<\/p>\n

With voting machine silly season, the one thing you don’t want to get<\/p>\n

caught doing, is something the Simpson’s mocked in 08’s THOH XIX<\/p>\n

Turns out, a guy in Ohio tried to select Obama. But it kept on coming<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh shit)<\/p>\n

up a vote for Mittens. You can watch the video right here<\/a>. It’s so wild<\/p>\n

Now, do I think there is systemic voter machine intentional cheating?<\/p>\n

Hell no. It’s more likely it’s bad soft wear that made that shit happen<\/p>\n

Touch screens fail, just look at all our cell phones, ipads, etc. But that<\/p>\n

that was surreal. We’ve hit the direct point where satire<\/em> has become a<\/p>\n

base core reality. For me, it’s fuckin great for business. I’ll make more<\/p>\n

\"\"(Suck it)<\/p>\n

Rock your “election returns night”, play drinking games, & enjoy it all<\/p>\n

Tomorrow: seeing the rightwing hate bubble expand 9,000,000 miles<\/p>\n

Have a Votey day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oh yeah, be honest; you’ve got a “Voting Boner” today, don’t ya? Sure you do. Oh, & the most important voters are all those big “lady boners” (That will do it) Guess you could call today, “One big pole dance”. Hooooy ohhhhhhhhh It’s here, finally, today; & all I can honestly say is thank fucking […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9733"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9733"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9753,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9733\/revisions\/9753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}