{"id":9706,"date":"2012-11-02T13:51:50","date_gmt":"2012-11-02T19:51:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=9706"},"modified":"2012-11-04T09:15:50","modified_gmt":"2012-11-04T15:15:50","slug":"babies-you-dont-want-to-deliver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/02\/babies-you-dont-want-to-deliver\/","title":{"rendered":"Babies You Don’t Want To Deliver…"},"content":{"rendered":"

There are a lot of things you don’t want to do in life. A lot<\/p>\n

Like roll naked in broken glass, or while sweaty wrapping<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yes it is)<\/p>\n

yourself in Owens Corning Insulation for hours on end. It<\/p>\n

is just not as much fun as it sounds. Another gem is talking<\/p>\n

a hot shower, then going outside when -40 rolling around<\/p>\n

on some sheet metal. That will sting a little bit. Just think<\/p>\n

tongue to the flag pole pain; just all over. And here’s a list<\/p>\n

of babies you don’t ever want to have to deliver………ever:<\/p>\n

\"\"(Whooops!)<\/p>\n

-Porcupine Babies
\n-Lava Babies(common in Hawaii)
\n-Nuclear Reactor Babies
\n-Sugar Babies
\n-Mixed Babies when you’re black
\n-Black Babies when you’re white
\n-T-Rex Dinosaur Babies<\/p>\n

It’s just some good advice. Now go get some booze in your<\/p>\n

gut, have fun, and I will see you on Monday you crazy kids<\/p>\n

Monday: the fringe rights insane attack on Math & Stats<\/p>\n

Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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