{"id":9703,"date":"2012-11-05T13:01:29","date_gmt":"2012-11-05T19:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=9703"},"modified":"2012-11-06T13:18:04","modified_gmt":"2012-11-06T19:18:04","slug":"republicans-hate-math-elections-end","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/05\/republicans-hate-math-elections-end\/","title":{"rendered":"Republican&#8217;s Hate Math, &#038; Elections End"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=OvmvxAcT_Yc\">ICP<\/a> &#8220;fucking magnets, how do they work?&#8221; moment<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9715\" title=\"ICP fucking magnets funy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/ICP-fucking-magnets-funy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/ICP-fucking-magnets-funy.jpg 780w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/ICP-fucking-magnets-funy-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(Like, shit, how???)<\/p>\n<p>Joe Scarborough, David Brooks, and Politico dink Dylan Byers<\/p>\n<p>All hate Nate Silver. But <em>why<\/em>? Oh, because mathematical facts<\/p>\n<p>tend to not &#8220;lean&#8221; one way or the other. It&#8217;s like a dice roll or a<\/p>\n<p>probability in a statistics class. But not according to Old Joe S:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Anybody that thinks that this race is anything but a tossup right now is <\/em><br \/>\n<em>such an ideologue&#8230;they should be kept away from typewriters,  computers, <\/em><br \/>\n<em>laptops, and microphones for the next ten days, because  they&#8217;re jokes.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Such a classy guy using projection here. Seems like he&#8217;s just so<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9716\" title=\"Nate Silver Scarborough\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Nate-Silver-Scarborough.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"215\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Nate-Silver-Scarborough.jpg 460w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Nate-Silver-Scarborough-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(&#8220;I drink your milkshake&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>butthurt if facts or reality slap him hard. What did Brooks say?<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153The pollsters tell us what\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s happening now, when they start projecting, <\/em><br \/>\n<em>they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re getting into silly land. If there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s one thing we know, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s that even <\/em><br \/>\n<em>experts w\/fancy computer models are terrible at predicting human behavior\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The war on Nate Silver is very real. And it is very very very sad<\/p>\n<p>They don&#8217;t hate him as much as they clearly hate science &amp; #&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>Nate can handle himself very well. He bet old Joe $2,000 to a<\/p>\n<p>charity. It was for the Red Cross. Joe hasn&#8217;t taken him up at all<\/p>\n<p>See, math, facts, policy, polls, &amp; statistics aren&#8217;t partisan. BUT<\/p>\n<p>every current Republican talking head in the media doesn&#8217;t like<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9717\" title=\"FOX news best funny joke\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/FOX-news-best-funny-joke.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"266\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/FOX-news-best-funny-joke.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/FOX-news-best-funny-joke-300x251.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(FOX noise)<\/p>\n<p><em>that<\/em> one bit. They seek to reject any data that is harmful to any<\/p>\n<p>Republican, while magnifying any data that is helpful. The rest<\/p>\n<p>of society calls it &#8220;partisan&#8221;. They call it &#8220;just being a journalist&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No, no it&#8217;s not. Being a journalist is taking data, facts, &amp; reality<\/p>\n<p>wherever it leads, to tell us the truth. If that hurts your political<\/p>\n<p>views or party narrative, well, so be it. But they refuse. For them<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9718\" title=\"Republican Reality Slap\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Republican-Reality-Slap.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Republican-Reality-Slap.jpg 357w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Republican-Reality-Slap-285x300.jpg 285w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(Kapow!)<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s only about accepting the data <em>they<\/em> personally like. Well, that<\/p>\n<p>mean&#8217;s they&#8217;ll disagree with about 99% of reality then. THAT&#8217;S<\/p>\n<p>the main problem. If it was Obama trailing in swing states by 2,<\/p>\n<p>3, or even 5+; that&#8217;d be cause for BIG ALARM. In fact, for any of<\/p>\n<p>the Obama supporters, it&#8217;d be almost be &#8220;game over&#8221;. He&#8217;d have<\/p>\n<p>no clear electoral college path, and be in dire straights with tiny<\/p>\n<p>hopes of winning the election. That means Obama would surely<\/p>\n<p>be on the canvas at #8 in a 10 count. You should accept &#8220;reality&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9720\" title=\"Deep thoughts with Jack Handy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Deep-thoughts-with-Jack-Handy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"318\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Deep-thoughts-with-Jack-Handy.jpg 650w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Deep-thoughts-with-Jack-Handy-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Deep-thoughts-with-Jack-Handy-300x298.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(Such love)<\/p>\n<p>But this is not about &#8220;facts&#8221;, &#8220;early election returns&#8221;, or &#8220;reality&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>to some. They make a living spewing &#8220;My gut tells me X&#8221;. Well<\/p>\n<p>that makes you no more accurate than the person who&#8217;s sitting<\/p>\n<p>at home then, now doesn&#8217;t it? Then why are you getting paid to<\/p>\n<p>just spew total partisan non-sense BS? Because being a big blow<\/p>\n<p>hard with &#8220;hunches&#8221; is much easier than offering facts, or reality<\/p>\n<p>See, that shit takes serious rigor, time, thoughtful reflection, and<\/p>\n<p>then giving specific results totally devoid of what your personal<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9721\" title=\"budcarry\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/budcarry.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"324\" height=\"259\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/budcarry.jpg 555w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/budcarry-300x239.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 324px) 100vw, 324px\" \/>(Sure it happened)<\/p>\n<p>political views are. In a battle between the bully right wingers &amp; a<\/p>\n<p>baseball math nerd. I&#8217;ll take a nerd 10 out of 10 times; every time<\/p>\n<p>Obama currently has a <a href=\"http:\/\/fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com\/\">86.3%<\/a> chance of winning; &amp; Mitt is 13.7%<\/p>\n<p>Obama is surging into election day, while Mitt&#8217;s sinking so badly<\/p>\n<p>Shhhhh, don&#8217;t tell Toe Licking Dick Morris, FOX, or virtually any<\/p>\n<p>Republican&#8217;s. They think Mitt will win by a landslide. In fairness<\/p>\n<p>they also think the Electoral College has a football team &amp; books<\/p>\n<p>My prediction is 313 or better for Obama. It&#8217;s pretty conservative<\/p>\n<p>Remember, it all means nothing unless you VOTE VOTE VOTE!<\/p>\n<p><strong>F-I-N-I-A-L-L-Y Fucking Over Tomorrow<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>No more screwed up TV ads raping our eye sockets; no more hate,<\/p>\n<p>lies, BS, &amp; chest puffing insane claims. No more listening to crazy<\/p>\n<p>delusional talking heads screaming &#8220;but it is tied, tied, tied I say&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9719\" title=\"Obama stumping with face\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Obama-stumping-with-face.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Obama-stumping-with-face.jpg 630w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Obama-stumping-with-face-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(&#8220;This is my <em>Oh<\/em> face&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Obama&#8217;s final words appear to be: <em>we still have work to do, we&#8217;ve<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>made real progress, things are getting better each day, but we still <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>have to keep on moving forward, together, and we see better days<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Mitten&#8217;s &amp; Ryan final argument is this: <em>Pssssssssssst, he&#8217;s still black<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>And we don&#8217;t like that. Let&#8217;s fire the black guy tomorrow, &amp; let&#8217;s put<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>the &#8220;white&#8221; back in the White House. Oh, and he&#8217;s failed everything<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9727\" title=\"Mitt Romney money funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Mitt-Romney-money-funny.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"262\" \/>(&#8220;I hate most of you&#8221;)<em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>he&#8217;s tried, he sucks, you hate him, he&#8217;s &#8220;not like us&#8221;, &amp; he&#8217;s Muslim<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>This black guy wants to get revenge on all of you white people. Oh<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&amp; he ruined the Auto Industry, killed our economy, &amp; hates you all<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Oh, &amp; all the polls are wrong. We are totally winning this election<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, like I&#8217;ve always said. He&#8217;s sure got the &#8220;racist vote&#8221; locked up<\/p>\n<p>Not a single truthful thing has uttered from his lips. It&#8217;s lies &amp; hate<\/p>\n<p>But now all that is over, it&#8217;s time to vote, &amp; be done with all this shit<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is an ICP &#8220;fucking magnets, how do they work?&#8221; moment (Like, shit, how???) Joe Scarborough, David Brooks, and Politico dink Dylan Byers All hate Nate Silver. But why? Oh, because mathematical facts tend to not &#8220;lean&#8221; one way or the other. It&#8217;s like a dice roll or a probability in a statistics class. But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9703"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9703"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9731,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9703\/revisions\/9731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}