{"id":9679,"date":"2012-11-01T12:46:33","date_gmt":"2012-11-01T18:46:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=9679"},"modified":"2012-11-01T14:40:26","modified_gmt":"2012-11-01T20:40:26","slug":"hallow-hangover-election-deception","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/01\/hallow-hangover-election-deception\/","title":{"rendered":"Hallow Hangover, Election Deception"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went as Mitt Romney last night, wore a button that said Mitt Wit<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9681\" title=\"Mitt Romney John 2\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Mitt-Romney-John-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"428\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Mitt-Romney-John-2.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Mitt-Romney-John-2-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(What a farthat!)<\/p>\n<p>And my t-shirt said, &#8220;SuperDouche&#8221;. <em>&#8220;Truth in satire&#8221;<\/em> I always say<\/p>\n<p>Sonja wore a super disco awesome jacket with a t-shirt that reads:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m With Stupid&#8221; with a finger pointing at me. Had to remember<\/p>\n<p>to always stay on her right side. Now I know what their 2 dressage<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9682\" title=\"Sonja Halloween 1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Sonja-Halloween-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"424\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Sonja-Halloween-1.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Sonja-Halloween-1-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(Sorry about that)<\/p>\n<p>horses feels like. Fun night, outta sight, booze delight, w\/o a fight<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a great evening on the ol&#8217; town. But I consider myself lucky<\/p>\n<p>With our friends on the East Coast hit hard, we are sending good<\/p>\n<p>vibes your way to get back on your feet. You will, we know you&#8217;ll<\/p>\n<p>be standing strong before you know it. Brick by brick, you got it!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, &amp; I hope you were able to have some guilt free Halloween sex<\/p>\n<p><strong>Media Pundits Hilariously Full Of Shit<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Every single talking head on TV, or writer, or news show, or cable<\/p>\n<p>spin machine is saying &#8220;this election is WAY to razor thin close to<\/p>\n<p>call&#8221;. Really? No, fucking <em>really<\/em>? Ok, then just show me Mitten&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9683\" title=\"Bullshit 50's guy!\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Bullshit-50s-guy.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"353\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Bullshit-50s-guy.png 336w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Bullshit-50s-guy-270x300.png 270w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(Oh snap!)<\/p>\n<p>electoral path? What is that? Without Ohio, Iowa, Nevada, New<\/p>\n<p>Hampshire, &amp; CO. you don&#8217;t really have one? Oh, unless he now<\/p>\n<p>magically flips a mega blue state, that&#8217;s always been polling hard<\/p>\n<p>in Obama&#8217;s way like Michigan, Wisconsin, or Minnesota. They&#8217;re<\/p>\n<p>so blue, even <a href=\"http:\/\/fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com\/2012\/10\/31\/oct-30-what-state-polls-suggest-about-the-national-popular-vote\/#postComment\">Nate Silver<\/a> has it 90%+ &#8220;gimme&#8221;. All polling has<\/p>\n<p>Obama up 7+ points in those state races. But why in the world<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9684\" title=\"Bullshit\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Bullshit.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"317\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Bullshit.jpg 320w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Bullshit-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Bullshit-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/>(Word!)<\/p>\n<p>would they do that? Oh, because they need ad revenue, &amp; ratings<\/p>\n<p>Pretty simple shit. It is a business. If they explain Mitt has no real<\/p>\n<p>Electoral Map path, they lose ad $, &amp; ratings. They now have to fill<\/p>\n<p>the other 23:45 hours of programing with <em>stuff<\/em>. Not very easy. But<\/p>\n<p>they basically won&#8217;t break it down for you. They just take any Bull<\/p>\n<p>Shit either political party spews out. No! Stats, facts, polls, &amp; reality<\/p>\n<p>are the <em>actual<\/em> order of the day. That&#8217;s what we all deserve ya turds<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9685\" title=\"shit-is-fucked-up-bullshit\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/shit-is-fucked-up-bullshit.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"370\" \/>(Lock it up!)<\/p>\n<p>The election is FAR from over. It&#8217;s like an NFL\u00c2\u00a0 football team who&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>leading by 8 points with :35 seconds left. The other team is now on<\/p>\n<p>their own 5 yard line, &amp; it&#8217;s 4th down. Sure, they could tie it, but it<\/p>\n<p>would have to be a miracle play, then get the 2 point conversion. It<\/p>\n<p>just looks so very very very bad for the one team, &amp; it&#8217;s OK to say it<\/p>\n<p>It is reality, it is fair game to be honest &amp; truthful about it. If it was<\/p>\n<p>Obama in that position, I&#8217;d expect the EXACT same thing, because<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Green-Eggs-Ironman.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9686\" title=\"Green Eggs &amp; Ironman\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Green-Eggs-Ironman.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"435\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Green-Eggs-Ironman.gif 440w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Green-Eggs-Ironman-220x300.gif 220w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/><\/a>(New MSNBC TV show)<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s the truth. Funny, the truth doesn&#8217;t pick a political party. It just<\/p>\n<p>is what it is. But all this insane lying crap is irrational. It&#8217;s so stupid<\/p>\n<p>Put it this way, seems that Nate Silver pisses off all partisans of any<\/p>\n<p>stripe. Idiots freak if math doesn&#8217;t agree with their massive partisan<\/p>\n<p>views. It&#8217;s not personal you clamoring loud nutty turds. It&#8217;s just fact<\/p>\n<p>Remember, none of it matters unless you VOTE. Get out there, call a<\/p>\n<p>friend, &amp; make sure to VOTE, VOTE, VOTE! If you don&#8217;t, it&#8217;s on you<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be happy when all this insane shit&#8217;s finally over. F-I-N-I-A-L-L-Y<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went as Mitt Romney last night, wore a button that said Mitt Wit (What a farthat!) And my t-shirt said, &#8220;SuperDouche&#8221;. &#8220;Truth in satire&#8221; I always say Sonja wore a super disco awesome jacket with a t-shirt that reads: &#8220;I&#8217;m With Stupid&#8221; with a finger pointing at me. Had to remember to always stay [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9679"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9679"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9679\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9700,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9679\/revisions\/9700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}