{"id":9478,"date":"2012-10-16T16:10:59","date_gmt":"2012-10-16T22:10:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=9478"},"modified":"2012-10-16T16:18:03","modified_gmt":"2012-10-16T22:18:03","slug":"debate-ii-crowley-shitfit-r-racism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/10\/16\/debate-ii-crowley-shitfit-r-racism\/","title":{"rendered":"Debate II, Crowley Shitfit, &#038; R-Racism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight&#8217;s the night! When Disney will offer on-line 3-D hand jobs<\/p>\n<p>Oh, &amp; also there&#8217;s something going on called a <em>presidential debate<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9479\" title=\"2012-presidential-debates\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/2012-presidential-debates.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/2012-presidential-debates.jpg 320w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/2012-presidential-debates-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/>(Whoo hooo!)<\/p>\n<p>or something like that. I say &#8220;something like that&#8221; because it&#8217;s this<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;town hall style&#8221; debate they always do. Which ends up being one<\/p>\n<p>big campaign infomercial for both sides rather than discuss all the<\/p>\n<p>vital important policy, facts, &amp; decisions they&#8217;d make as president<\/p>\n<p>Both campaigns are trying to &#8220;bully&#8221; and &#8220;neuter&#8221; Candy Crowley<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9480\" title=\"Presidential debate drinking game\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Presidential-debate-drinking-game.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"665\" \/>(Chug!)<\/p>\n<p>before it even begins. If they do, that hurts US, not them. We need<\/p>\n<p>her to be flexible, thoughtful, &amp; have the questions really answered<\/p>\n<p>If it&#8217;s all pre-scripted softball crap, that won&#8217;t help US. Then we&#8217;ll<\/p>\n<p>be the biggest losers of tonight&#8217;s debate before it even started. And<\/p>\n<p>that is not a debate, townhall,\u00ef\u00bb\u00bf or exchange of political policy ideas<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a massive BS-A-Ramma Fest leaving voters stuck with the bill<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9481\" title=\"Debate funny joke\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Debate-funny-joke.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"246\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Debate-funny-joke.jpg 595w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Debate-funny-joke-300x232.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(I&#8217;m a child)<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s hoping Candy will come to play, ready to be a journalist &amp;<\/p>\n<p>help the American people get the specific answers for all the very<\/p>\n<p>serious policy questions we have. Hold BOTH candidates feet to<\/p>\n<p>the flames on policy specifics, facts, &amp; reality. You&#8217;re the last line<\/p>\n<p>of defense from it being one big staged BS commercial where the<\/p>\n<p>toughest questions are &#8220;Who will win the world series?&#8221;, &#8220;Do you<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9482\" title=\"2012 presidential debates funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/2012-presidential-debates-funny.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"179\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/2012-presidential-debates-funny.png 608w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/2012-presidential-debates-funny-300x168.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(No shit)<\/p>\n<p>play X-Box or PS3?&#8221;, &amp; &#8220;Was that you in the Hulkster sex video?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My predictions: both sides will call it a draw to raise tensions for<\/p>\n<p>the final debate. One man&#8217;ll have clearly won. Who that is, will be<\/p>\n<p>up to who shows up tonight. Moderate Mitt, Crazy Conservative<\/p>\n<p>Tea Party Mitt, Sleepy Obama, or &#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s my foot in your ass&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mitt will smile, attack, shift, lie, and avoid ANY specifics, because<\/p>\n<p>once he does, he has no more wiggle room left to lie. It&#8217;ll be over<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9483\" title=\"Mitt Romney money funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Mitt-Romney-money-funny.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"261\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Mitt-Romney-money-funny.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Mitt-Romney-money-funny-300x244.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(I know right?)<\/p>\n<p>Obama. Whatever happens, keep it moving, factual, &amp; be specific<\/p>\n<p>These are serious times we are in, and only real serious solutions<\/p>\n<p>can work. Make sure every American knows exactly what they are<\/p>\n<p>He will walk every Mitt Lie down, directly, quickly, &amp; specifically<\/p>\n<p>Obama must use Keynesian Economic policy tonight to shred up<\/p>\n<p>the myth of Mitt&#8217;s trickle down tax cuts lies with direct economic<\/p>\n<p>data proving his policy wrong, a lie, and made our country worse<\/p>\n<p><strong>With 3 Weeks To Go: Cue Up Republican Racism<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Told you this before on May 17th, with my &#8220;Racism 2.0&#8221; post. It is<\/p>\n<p>all they have left; &amp; it&#8217;s so disgusting, sad, &amp; makes them less than<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9484\" title=\"Mark Sanford on FOX\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Mark-Sanford-on-FOX.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Mark-Sanford-on-FOX.jpg 615w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Mark-Sanford-on-FOX-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(&#8220;I&#8217;m a dick&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>nothing. How about Mark &#8220;Appalachian Trail&#8221; Sanford saying this?<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Obama\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going to come out in this case much more forcefully, and<\/em><br \/>\n<em>he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going to throw a lot of spears. I think it is very, very important <\/em><br \/>\n<em>that in this case that, you know, Romney stay focused on his vision\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Did I just fucking that in 2012? Really?!?! No, REALLY? Have you<\/p>\n<p>ever heard someone describe a candidate &#8220;throwing spears?&#8221; in any<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9485\" title=\"Embarrased hands to heads\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Embarrased-hands-to-heads.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"206\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Embarrased-hands-to-heads.jpg 650w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Embarrased-hands-to-heads-300x192.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/>(Oh shit)<\/p>\n<p>context ever? I have not. That means it racial red meat for the dolts<\/p>\n<p>How about the batshitcrazy lady outside of the VP debate who called<\/p>\n<p>Obama <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=2E87gciwebw&amp;list=UUTcCX_XY4l-W2ba5IxIRhsg&amp;index=18&amp;feature=plcp\">&#8220;Communist&#8221;<\/a>? When asked by MSNBC host Chris Matthews<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;What did you mean by that?&#8221;. She replied, &#8220;Well all you have to do<\/em><br \/>\n<em>is study it out, just study it out, &amp; you&#8217;ll see. You haven&#8217;t done your <\/em><br \/>\n<em>home work buddy. Go to somebody else, he&#8217;s a Communist! &amp; those<\/em><br \/>\n<em>of us who are not voting for him know it. You just study it out! Just<\/em><br \/>\n<em>cause he was born here doesn&#8217;t mean that he thinks like us&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9486\" title=\"fuck_you\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/fuck_you.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"545\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/fuck_you.jpg 310w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/fuck_you-176x300.jpg 176w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(Up your idiot!)<\/p>\n<p>Who is &#8220;us&#8221;? Oh right, older white people. What she really wanted to<\/p>\n<p>say was &#8220;He&#8217;s a Ni**ger&#8221;, but that wouldn&#8217;t go over so well publicly<\/p>\n<p>Wacko ex-Wisconsin Governor Tommy Thompson&#8217;s kid Jason now<\/p>\n<p>decided it was time to go &#8220;full on bigot birther&#8221; at a big fund raising<\/p>\n<p>event for dear ol&#8217; dad. He said this wonderful gem: <em>&#8220;We have the <\/em><br \/>\n<em>opportunity to send President Obama back to Chicago, or Kenya&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9487\" title=\"Jason Thompson douche\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Jason-Thompson-douche.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"329\" height=\"174\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Jason-Thompson-douche.jpg 475w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Jason-Thompson-douche-300x158.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 329px) 100vw, 329px\" \/>(&#8220;I&#8217;m a dick&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>He apologized for it which means: &#8220;Oh, so very sorry I got caught on<\/p>\n<p>camera telling you what I think of Black people because I&#8217;m a racist&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ok, so you got the racist vote locked up. Sorry, but that won&#8217;t cut it<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2627852830\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight&#8217;s the night! When Disney will offer on-line 3-D hand jobs Oh, &amp; also there&#8217;s something going on called a presidential debate (Whoo hooo!) or something like that. I say &#8220;something like that&#8221; because it&#8217;s this &#8220;town hall style&#8221; debate they always do. Which ends up being one big campaign infomercial for both sides rather [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9478\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}