{"id":9386,"date":"2012-10-08T12:11:07","date_gmt":"2012-10-08T18:11:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=9386"},"modified":"2012-10-08T12:11:19","modified_gmt":"2012-10-08T18:11:19","slug":"columbus-had-a-20-inch-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/10\/08\/columbus-had-a-20-inch-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Columbus Had A 20 Inch&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pet bird. Why, what did you think I was going to type? Ship?<\/p>\n<p>Why that&#8217;d be so silly, &amp; one of the tiniest ships in the history<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Columbus-Ohio.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9387\" title=\"Columbus Ohio\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Columbus-Ohio.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"211\" \/><\/a>(Wrong Columbus, it&#8217;s in OH)<\/p>\n<p>of forever. Today is Columbus day, that means it is all about<\/p>\n<p>parades ahoy! Celebrate the spirit of <em>Christopher Columbus<\/em>,<\/p>\n<p>so go discover another continent with folks already inhabiting<\/p>\n<p>it,  then claim it as your own while letting em to still live there<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/columbus.jpg\" alt=\"columbus.jpg\" width=\"318\" height=\"427\" \/>(Gave us <em>Ho-Chunk<\/em> Casino\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s)<\/p>\n<p>Now it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s time for you to go discover America  today. If you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re a Tea<\/p>\n<p>Party idiot, don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t walk too far or you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll fall  off since the world&#8217;s flat<\/p>\n<p>Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know what Columbus Day has to do with sales aside from the<\/p>\n<p>big cloth ones on his ship collecting all that wind &amp; force. Ahoy oh!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m back baby, so have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-1922422719\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pet bird. Why, what did you think I was going to type? Ship? Why that&#8217;d be so silly, &amp; one of the tiniest ships in the history (Wrong Columbus, it&#8217;s in OH) of forever. Today is Columbus day, that means it is all about parades ahoy! Celebrate the spirit of Christopher Columbus, so go discover [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}