{"id":9329,"date":"2012-09-28T15:22:42","date_gmt":"2012-09-28T21:22:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=9329"},"modified":"2012-09-28T15:22:42","modified_gmt":"2012-09-28T21:22:42","slug":"groin-kickingly-great-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/28\/groin-kickingly-great-friday\/","title":{"rendered":"Groin Kickingly Great Friday!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Also goes by GKGF. What&#8217;s a GKGF you ask?!?! It&#8217;s that simple<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9330\" title=\"Funny DOW chart\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Funny-DOW-chart.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Funny-DOW-chart.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Funny-DOW-chart-300x294.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(Boot to dong)<\/p>\n<p>Like I said, it&#8217;s just that simple. Have two female cat-people hold<\/p>\n<p>Hold the arms back of a &#8220;man-dog&#8221;, &amp; kick him right in the groin<\/p>\n<p>There is it, your thought of the weekend. Enjoy my party people!<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3438482397\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Also goes by GKGF. What&#8217;s a GKGF you ask?!?! It&#8217;s that simple (Boot to dong) Like I said, it&#8217;s just that simple. Have two female cat-people hold Hold the arms back of a &#8220;man-dog&#8221;, &amp; kick him right in the groin There is it, your thought of the weekend. Enjoy my party people! Have a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}