{"id":9307,"date":"2012-09-27T13:50:42","date_gmt":"2012-09-27T19:50:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=9307"},"modified":"2012-09-27T15:18:17","modified_gmt":"2012-09-27T21:18:17","slug":"theyre-back-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/27\/theyre-back-baby\/","title":{"rendered":"They’re Back Baby!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The real NFL refs are back. Thank fucking Jesus H tap dancing Christ<\/p>\n

FINALLY! And it was all about the $ right? No, it was about pensions<\/p>\n

\"\"(Puck fensions)<\/p>\n

Each team would have to pay another $100,000 per year for this. In a<\/p>\n

7 billion dollar industry, they were asked to pay .000879% of their net<\/p>\n

worth. IMPOSSIBLE I say. What did “super buff” Ed Hochuli do when<\/p>\n

he heard the news? “I got down on the floor & started doing push-ups”<\/p>\n

Hum, Channeling Edger Hoover, nice. I like it. Here’s all you need to<\/p>\n

\"\"(“You like me!”)<\/p>\n

know about the “replacement refs”. One of them was kicked out of the<\/p>\n

Lingerie Football League for poor performance. Only way they might<\/p>\n

have been worse is hiring bi-polar deaf blind people with Tourette’s<\/p>\n

Would of make it a LOT more fun to watch those games on Sunday’s<\/p>\n

“Holding, cockersuckerasshole, # whatever, bitch tits, on the offense”<\/p>\n

You get what you pay for in life, & these official<\/em> officials are the cats<\/p>\n

\"\"(I said pajamas)<\/p>\n

pajamas. They start tonight’s Raven’s game. Now just don’t fuck up<\/p>\n

Mitt Wits “Reality Detachment”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mr. Mittens Longbottom Fellows Esq said this about his Ohio chances:<\/p>\n

“I’m going to win Ohio,” and, “I’m going to become the next president”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh jeeez)<\/p>\n

Oh, I see. Did the good people of Ohio know about this, because as of<\/p>\n

now you’re 10 points down there? Oh, they don’t. Well it is Ok Dorthy<\/p>\n

just click your heels 3 times, and things will all work out. He went on:<\/p>\n

“Polls go up, polls go down”. Ahh yes, about the “up” part. When does<\/p>\n

that exactly happen? See, cause that is the part you really need badly<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m selling you BS”)<\/p>\n

Baring some insane event, which has a .0004% possibility, it’s all over<\/p>\n

Seems Mittens & Ryan are the last to know about this. The Republican<\/p>\n

party today never meet a poll they didn’t hate. The country now knows<\/p>\n

tax cuts for the top 3% & deregulation don’t do ANYTHING. The party<\/p>\n

is over, and will “end” after the election. Last one out shut off the lights<\/p>\n

Listen to the insanity of Republican’s today where they shout “Oh NO<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh, it’s a “chest tickle”)<\/p>\n

all the polls are WRONG”. The gap is going to widen big time as Mitt’s<\/p>\n

“47%” hateful words keeps playing in the swing states. Eventually after<\/p>\n

the election, the TeaOP will shout, “Those voters are WRONG, they all<\/p>\n

lied together voting for Obama, but they really meant to pick Romney”<\/p>\n

When the modern Republican is financially supporting the “Legitimate<\/p>\n

rape” candidate; I quote Bruce Banner on Loki: “That guy’s brain is a bag<\/p>\n

\"\"(GOP=crazy)<\/p>\n

of cats. You can smell crazy on him”. Yes Bruce, we couldn’t agree more<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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