{"id":9244,"date":"2012-09-21T10:40:02","date_gmt":"2012-09-21T16:40:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=9244"},"modified":"2012-09-21T10:58:42","modified_gmt":"2012-09-21T16:58:42","slug":"herman-cains-brain-droppings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/21\/herman-cains-brain-droppings\/","title":{"rendered":"Herman Cain&#8217;s &#8220;Brain Droppings&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s in the news today. No, he didn&#8217;t sexually harass your mom<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-9247\" title=\"Herman Cain Ben &amp; Jerry's ice cream\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Herman-Cain-Ben-Jerrys-ice-cream-217x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"441\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Herman-Cain-Ben-Jerrys-ice-cream-217x300.png 217w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Herman-Cain-Ben-Jerrys-ice-cream.png 394w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(Love that flavor)<\/p>\n<p>At least I don&#8217;t think he did?? He shouldn&#8217;t be since he is just a<\/p>\n<p>Sarah Palin Jr. sellout wank. Cain was only supposed to have 15<\/p>\n<p>minutes, but currently he&#8217;s on hour number 73. He is like a big<\/p>\n<p>turd that won&#8217;t flush down. But he can not seem to help himself<\/p>\n<p>He recently said he would have a &#8220;substantial lead&#8221; over Obama<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-9248\" title=\"Pointing &amp; laughing black man\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Pointing-laughing-black-man-300x198.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"210\" \/>(Good one!)<\/p>\n<p>right now if he was running for POTUS. Oh really? Why is that?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, cause it is all &#8220;quite simple: I have some depth to my ideas&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yes, his &#8220;depth&#8221; is more shallow than a kiddy pool. His &#8220;9-9-9&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>plan isn&#8217;t a sound plan. It&#8217;s a tax code reform play to give the top<\/p>\n<p>3% bigger tax cuts while making the middle class &amp; the poor all<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-9249\" title=\"Herman Cain by Mike Tyson\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Herman-Cain-by-Mike-Tyson-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"239\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Herman-Cain-by-Mike-Tyson-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Herman-Cain-by-Mike-Tyson.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(Check me out!)<\/p>\n<p>pay for it. &#8220;9-9-9&#8221; means 9 votes, in 9 towns, for about 9 seconds<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s like a flea floating down river yelling &#8220;Open the drawbridge&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Koch-Cain train is one hell of a drug. It&#8217;ll cost you everything<\/p>\n<p>in your life. No work, check. No job, check. No friends, check. No<\/p>\n<p>one who remotely respects you, check. No check, check. Don&#8217;t let<\/p>\n<p>the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. Say hi to Palin &amp; Mitt<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fast &amp; Flubulious<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Eric Holder was cleared by an internal commission. They did find<\/p>\n<p>errors in letting gun get into the hands of Mexican drug cartels&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-9250\" title=\"Ernest Borgnine\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Ernest-Borgnine-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"214\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Ernest-Borgnine-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Ernest-Borgnine.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/>(&#8220;I love GUNS&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Oh really?!?!?!? No shit. It is sort of bad when we hand assholes a<\/p>\n<p>bunch of guns. Well, those bad apples who let it all happen have<\/p>\n<p>been fired. Justice is served. FOX &amp; the far right will still scream<\/p>\n<p>for blood because they offer nothing else in policy. This program<\/p>\n<p>was started under Bush, but don&#8217;t mention that to them. Because<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-9251\" title=\"Fist Bump internet cartoon\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Fist-Bump-internet-cartoon-300x228.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"243\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Fist-Bump-internet-cartoon-300x228.png 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Fist-Bump-internet-cartoon.png 744w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(They will)<\/p>\n<p>their heads will explode. The program was stupid. Now it&#8217;s done<\/p>\n<p>Good, now maybe Congress can put up a jobs bill for all of US??<\/p>\n<p>Oh, I forgot, the TeOP has had the house so there&#8217;s no chance of<\/p>\n<p>that ever happening. But they&#8217;ll try the 35th time repealing AHCA<\/p>\n<p><strong>Should Bears Ride Sharks?!?!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The answer: fuck yes.It&#8217;s science fact that these two species have<\/p>\n<p>always gotten along. They play basketball, chess, and rob banks<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-9252\" title=\"bear-surfing-shark\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/bear-surfing-shark-270x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"316\" height=\"351\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/bear-surfing-shark-270x300.jpg 270w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/bear-surfing-shark.jpg 535w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 316px) 100vw, 316px\" \/>(This is natural)<\/p>\n<p>But where their true connection lies is when the Bear rides the<\/p>\n<p>shark. It&#8217;s just a sight of beauty in nature today. If you ever have<\/p>\n<p>the luck to see this event in the moment. Crack out the cellphones<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s in the news today. No, he didn&#8217;t sexually harass your mom (Love that flavor) At least I don&#8217;t think he did?? He shouldn&#8217;t be since he is just a Sarah Palin Jr. sellout wank. Cain was only supposed to have 15 minutes, but currently he&#8217;s on hour number 73. He is like a big [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9244"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9244"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9256,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9244\/revisions\/9256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}