{"id":918,"date":"2009-03-02T09:44:39","date_gmt":"2009-03-02T15:44:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=918"},"modified":"2009-03-05T12:07:02","modified_gmt":"2009-03-05T18:07:02","slug":"megan-fox-single","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/02\/megan-fox-single\/","title":{"rendered":"Megan Fox Is Single…"},"content":{"rendered":"

And no one gives a shit…<\/p>\n

\"megan-foxy.jpg\"(Of course<\/em> she fixes cars!)<\/p>\n

That’d be like a friend saying, “Hey John! You know that thing you couldn’t have even if it wasn’t already taken? Yeah, well it’s not taken anymore so now you can still<\/em> wish about not having it”…<\/p>\n

I hate it when super hot girls act as if it’s lonely being super hot. If you’re incredibly lonely and feel your insanely good looks are getting in the way, why not have plastic surgery to make yourself look uglier?<\/p>\n

Since that’s not happening, guess they’re not that<\/em> lonely…<\/p>\n

I’ll Bet You…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Wished you lived in Chicago so you could celebrate Casimir Pulaski Day<\/em>…<\/p>\n

\"caismir-pulaski.PNG\"(Back off, this guy’s already pulling a sword)<\/p>\n

He was a general<\/span> in the Continental Army during the American Revolutionary War, and died of wounds suffered in the Battle of Savannah…<\/p>\n

If he could talk today, I wonder what he’d say?<\/p>\n

Probably something very sage and noble like, “Hey jerk ass, that’s GENERAL Pulaski to you! Now my sword goes stab and you die”<\/p>\n

\"pink-panther.jpg\"(Nice stash)<\/p>\n

With an inspector Clouseau stash, I half expect him to stumble around stepping in a potted planet with one foot, and a garbage can with the other…<\/p>\n

Good times…gooooooooooooooooooood times…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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And no one gives a shit… (Of course she fixes cars!) That’d be like a friend saying, “Hey John! You know that thing you couldn’t have even if it wasn’t already taken? Yeah, well it’s not taken anymore so now you can still wish about not having it”… I hate it when super hot girls […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=918"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/918\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}