{"id":9169,"date":"2012-09-18T12:01:01","date_gmt":"2012-09-18T18:01:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=9169"},"modified":"2012-09-18T15:08:31","modified_gmt":"2012-09-18T21:08:31","slug":"47-of-the-usa-can-eat-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/18\/47-of-the-usa-can-eat-shit\/","title":{"rendered":"47% Of The USA Can Eat Shit"},"content":{"rendered":"

These debates are going to be fun. Sort of like watching a fat guy<\/p>\n

get hit in the stomach with a cannonball in slow motion *grabs a<\/p>\n

filled popcorn container looking excited popping a few in mouth*<\/p>\n

\"\"(Munch munch)<\/p>\n

Then Mitt ended the entire campaign season faster than a drunk<\/p>\n

pilot in a nosedive. Earlier at a fundraiser this year Mitt said this<\/a>:<\/p>\n

“There are 47% of the people who will vote for the president no <\/em>
\nmatter what. All right, there are 47% who are with him(Obama)<\/em>
\nwho are dependent upon government, who believe that they are<\/em>
\nvictims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care<\/em>
\nfor them, who believe they entitled to healthcare, to food, to…..<\/em>
\nhousing, to you name it. That that’s an entitlement…….And the<\/em>
\ngovernment should give it to them. And they will vote for this<\/em>
\npresident no matter what. And I mean the president starts off<\/em>
\nwith 48, 49…he starts off with a huge number. These are people<\/em>
\nwho pay no income tax. 47% of American’s pay no income tax.<\/em>
\nSo our message of low taxes doesn’t connect. So he will be out<\/em>
\nthere talking about tax cuts for the rich. I mean that’s what they<\/em>
\nsell every four years. And so my job is not to worry about those<\/em>
\npeople. I will never convince them they should take personal<\/em>
\nresponsibility & care for their lives. What I’ve to do is convince<\/em>
\n5-10% in the center that are independents, that are thoughtful,<\/em>
\nthat look at voting one way or the other depending upon in <\/em>
\nsome cases emotion, whether they like the guy or not………….”<\/em><\/p>\n

Odd, I didn’t even know<\/em> Gorden Gekko was running for office<\/p>\n

He could also be Thurston Howell the III from Gillian’s Island<\/p>\n

\"\"(Stay on the island)<\/p>\n

“My job is not worry about those people”<\/em>, “I’ll never convince<\/em>
\nthem (to) take personal responsibility & care for their lives”<\/em><\/p>\n

*John holds his hand over the side of his mouth & whispers*<\/p>\n

Those voters can hear you, they’re standing in the country now<\/p>\n

Yes, the 47% are the elderly & the working poor. Oh, & they do<\/em><\/p>\n

pay payroll tax, sales tax, gas tax, sin tax, mortgage tax, & tons<\/p>\n

of other regular taxes. They even pay a HIGHER RATE than you<\/p>\n

And most of them work their asses off everyday. FUCKSTICK!!!<\/p>\n

\"\"(we know)<\/p>\n

His response? “It’s not elegantly stated”, then finished saying:<\/p>\n

“It’s a message which I am going to carry and continue to carry”<\/p>\n

This guy’s the best post child for the entire top Republican base<\/p>\n

Oh, do you mind showing us your FUCKING TAX RETURNS?<\/p>\n

Now the far right’ll counter “Obama’s “bibles & guns”comment”<\/p>\n

They don’t remotely compare. Not remotely. Not on any planet<\/p>\n

\"\"(Fucked that up)<\/p>\n

I do believe Obama was condescending, & stupid. He also paid<\/p>\n

a costly political price of losing Pennsylvania big. But his larger<\/p>\n

point was “Hey, I need to reach out to all<\/em> people”. Mitt’s point is<\/p>\n

“Oh screw them, I wrote off all those lazy pricks”. VERY different<\/p>\n

It’s not just that he’s factually wrong about it. Most of those 47%<\/p>\n

are in red states<\/em> & ignorantly vote Republican. And it’s not how<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yippity doo!)<\/p>\n

he said it. It’s that he really believes<\/em> it, & doesn’t care about them<\/p>\n

The fact that Bay Buchanan, sister to Pat is anywhere near this is<\/p>\n

one big bad old mess. Read “Confessions Of\u00c2\u00a0 A Political Hitman”<\/p>\n

by Stephen Marks. She runs a political media manipulation arm<\/p>\n

This election might be over cause he just insulted half of America<\/p>\n

Rick Santorum “Explains It All”<\/strong><\/p>\n

See, I don’t know if you know this or not, but when you call a large<\/p>\n

room full of dumb people dumb. They will still applaud. Really, why?<\/p>\n

\"\"(Vote dumb)<\/p>\n

Oh, that’s easy, because they’re fucking dumb. Rick had this<\/a> to say<\/p>\n

“We will never have the media on our side, ever in this country. We<\/em>
\nwill never have the elite, smart people on our side. Because they <\/em>
\nbelieve they should have the power to tell you what to do. So our<\/em>
\nColleges and University’s are never going to be on our side”<\/em><\/p>\n

Rick Santorum: “We are not smart, & hold no facts, but we got god”<\/p>\n

Audience: Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap<\/p>\n

Nail, meet head. You sir, freaking hit a home run. But, it’s the magic<\/p>\n

of insulting people badly, then getting them to be glad about it. You<\/p>\n

\"\"(Are you?)<\/p>\n

aren’t a politician. You’re a fucking genius. Maybe everyone should<\/p>\n

hire this guy to insult their boss, in-laws, or friends for around $50<\/p>\n

Holy shit this is just so awesome, it is honestly comedy gold baby<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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