{"id":9149,"date":"2012-09-17T13:05:50","date_gmt":"2012-09-17T19:05:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=9149"},"modified":"2012-09-18T09:00:41","modified_gmt":"2012-09-18T15:00:41","slug":"mitt-defcon-2-teacher-trouble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/17\/mitt-defcon-2-teacher-trouble\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitt’s Defcon 2, Teacher Trouble"},"content":{"rendered":"

It seems the campaign that rejects polls, facts, foreign policy, and reality<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Not flying, driving in the air”)<\/p>\n

Now wants to sober up, just a “little”<\/em>. Romney’s main campaign virtuoso<\/p>\n

is a guy named Stuart “Little” Stevens. He’s in charge of everything, type<\/p>\n

A control guy it seems. He has been doing the hard jobs of three people<\/p>\n

Strategist, ads, & speechwriter. A Politico article<\/a> has really showed some<\/p>\n

cracks in a stressed campaign. They had a weekend freak out to redirect<\/p>\n

\"\"(Guy on the left)<\/p>\n

his campaign after last weeks Libya douche parade. Now it’s on to brand<\/p>\n

new ads, and to refocus<\/em> his campaign. Wait, sorry, how can you refocus<\/p>\n

something that was never focused in the first place. You’d need one big<\/p>\n

vague frame of reference to focus back to. That’s the “economy” stupid<\/p>\n

Turns out Stuart was Republican Bob Dole’s main campaign aide in 96<\/p>\n

\"\"(Whooops)<\/p>\n

The new ads will highlight Romney’s plan to create 12 million jobs, cut<\/p>\n

the deficit and allow the nation to become energy independent. How??<\/p>\n

Who cares, “Plan, we don’t need no stinking plans” *fires gun in the air*<\/p>\n

They will use the word “plan” in ads, because it tests well, & not because<\/p>\n

they actually fucking have one. Listen close for details. You’ll be given 0<\/p>\n

They can’t publicly run on Bush’s policy, & bashing Obama isn’t working<\/p>\n

\"\"(It’s all they got)<\/p>\n

They constructed a box of lies, & factless avoidance hate they’re stuck in<\/p>\n

It’s almost like a kid stuck in a big room, & when ever any of them touch<\/p>\n

something aside from where they’re standing, it strongly shocks. Now it<\/p>\n

looks like a campaign shouting, “Don’t MOVE, stand right there buddy”<\/p>\n

It is trying to prevent a person who has run everything into the ground<\/p>\n

from actually finishing it himself. Sorry, that lady is heavy, & her pipes<\/p>\n

\"\"(Fat enough?)<\/p>\n

are warming up. I can only imagine what fucked up shit they will have<\/p>\n

come our way next: “Obama is<\/em> the Muslim Brotherhood”, or “He killed<\/p>\n

internet sensation dog Boo”, or even “Obama is Malcom X’s love child”<\/p>\n

My comedy mind sees a political version of a race slur on a debate stage<\/p>\n

At that point we can all say, “Yes, we know”, flush the toilet, & move on<\/p>\n

Sadly, the best Obama campaigner always seems to be Ryan & Romney<\/p>\n

Unless something insane happens, I don’t see that changing at all here<\/p>\n

Hey Teachers, Get Back To Work!<\/strong><\/p>\n

You got your deal, it’s as good as it ever going to get. Stop stalling now<\/p>\n

You can work out the details, & if a poison pill was placed inside, you’ll<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yeah, we want…wait?)<\/p>\n

find it, & can always strike again. But don’t punish the students for you<\/p>\n

guys not finishing this shit up. The CPS, & the city meet you very fairly<\/p>\n

The longer you drag your ass, the more I disagree with your position &<\/p>\n

views. The teachers decided to spend the last 4 days, & now to until it’s<\/p>\n

Wednesday, to review the fine print. Lewis says, “Trust”. I say bullshit<\/p>\n

\"\"(Well are you?)<\/p>\n

You guys can look it over line by line, & at the same time kids are now<\/p>\n

back in school. You can do two things at once. If the kids are not back<\/p>\n

in school by Wednesday, without a specific concern, this is all on you<\/p>\n

The NFL Replacement Refs Suck Donkeyballs<\/strong><\/p>\n

I watched the Redskin’s vs. Rams game, & this was fucking terrible on<\/p>\n

all fronts. Bad calls, no control over a few all out brawls, & no ejections<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Do you see that?”)<\/p>\n

Nothing. These refs are trying their level headed best, but they’re NOT<\/p>\n

the regular refs, that that much is clear. VERY clear. I saw tons of pass<\/p>\n

interference calls that simply were not, & few that should’ve been that<\/p>\n

weren’t. They did make good calls, but the amount of bad, were like a<\/p>\n

stuttering goat and really baaaaa-aaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaad<\/p>\n

\"\"(Dude, what?)<\/p>\n

If Roger reads this, oh, & I know for a science fact, he does(rolls eyes)<\/p>\n

You better fix this stuff up. Not just for us viewers, but last I checked<\/p>\n

corporations, & the Vegas mob don’t like their $ being fucked with on<\/p>\n

bad calls. Oh, & they might want to have a “chat” with you…so do we<\/p>\n

“Replacement refs” are like “replacement sex”. The real stuff is better<\/p>\n

Tomorrow: Rick Santorum explains who won’t be GOP today & why<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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