{"id":9073,"date":"2012-09-11T11:58:25","date_gmt":"2012-09-11T17:58:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=9073"},"modified":"2012-09-12T08:34:18","modified_gmt":"2012-09-12T14:34:18","slug":"biker-biden-the-lift-it-burns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/11\/biker-biden-the-lift-it-burns\/","title":{"rendered":"Biker Biden, The Lift, & It Burns"},"content":{"rendered":"

Guess we can expect old Joe at the Sturgis rally soon air bushing titties<\/p>\n

\"\"(dudes faces say it all)<\/p>\n

Listen, we get it. You’re a “man of the people”. But some people do not<\/p>\n

like you because you’re “the man”. Sort of in the way drug dealers don’t<\/p>\n

like cops. Sure the cop may be a fine person, but it’s what they represent<\/p>\n

Meh, at least it just a photo, & there’s not one of of his pants puppet out<\/p>\n

*show photo of Joe Biden with a big ass tattooed wang hanging out*<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Wanna ride<\/em> ladies?”)<\/p>\n

Then it was on to the newest Olympic sport: Presidential Power-Lifting<\/p>\n

A pizza owner Scott Van Duzer of Big Apple pizza in Florida bear hugged<\/p>\n

Obama. Silly fun, he’s a Republican small business owner. What did the<\/p>\n

internet American Taliban right do? Oh, a Yelp flame war on the owner<\/p>\n

Virally voting down his business. You can read the comments right here<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"(A game of “pick up”?)<\/p>\n

He’s a Republican, they need his vote. But no policy & hate won’t get it<\/p>\n

Odd, I guess Republican’s only like small “Republican” business’s. The<\/p>\n

Democratic one’s can all go fuck themselves in their Merica. How classy<\/p>\n

Bottom line is, we have paid GOP PAC spammers on-line everyday who<\/p>\n

show an irrational hatred for Obama not about policy. It’s called racism<\/p>\n

\"\"(FU)<\/p>\n

Then the best thing I’ve read all year was this letter to Democrat Emmet<\/p>\n

Burns from Viking kicker Chris Kluwe. Let me first explain what exactly<\/p>\n

happened. Baltimore Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo has voiced<\/p>\n

his support for for a Maryland ballot initiative that would legalize same-<\/p>\n

sex marriage statewide. That’s when Maryland Democratic state delegate<\/p>\n

\"\"(Equal rights)<\/p>\n

decided to write to Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti barking that he “inhibit<\/p>\n

such expressions from your employee”, & that he “be ordered to cease &<\/p>\n

desist such injurious actions”. He closed with the idea no other NFL’ers<\/p>\n

were doing this. Well, now enter Minnesota punter Chris Kluwe’s letter<\/a><\/p>\n

He ripped Burns a new shit shoot. 1st, calling out as a politician he must<\/p>\n

\"\"(Kwool punter)<\/p>\n

not have read the constitution or the first amendment about free speech<\/p>\n

Oh, it gets better. He takes his argument right back to him with this part<\/p>\n

“How does gay marriage affect your life in any way, shape, or form? Are <\/em>
\nyou worried that if gay marriage became legal, all of a sudden you’d start <\/em>
\nthinking about penis? (“Oh shit. Gay marriage just passed. Gotta get me <\/em>
\nsome of that hot dong action!”)…I can assure you that gay people getting <\/em>
\nmarried will have zero effect on your life. They won’t come in your house <\/em>
\n& steal your children. They won’t magically make u a lustful cockmonster”<\/em><\/p>\n

It’s stings, it hurts, it Burns. It’s the equivalent of a metal chair in wrestling<\/p>\n

\"\"(Irony: minority vs. minority)<\/p>\n

This is a civil rights issue, allowing equal protection under the law…period<\/p>\n

Want to thank you. We hit 20 million views. It’s all because of you readers<\/p>\n

Bear vs. Packers this Thursday, it’s on like a light switch. Just don’t suck<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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