{"id":9015,"date":"2012-09-06T13:32:03","date_gmt":"2012-09-06T19:32:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=9015"},"modified":"2012-09-06T13:33:38","modified_gmt":"2012-09-06T19:33:38","slug":"fluking-a-the-slickness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/06\/fluking-a-the-slickness\/","title":{"rendered":"Fluking-A, & The Slickness"},"content":{"rendered":"

Day two is down the drain for the ass kicking donkey’s. It was buttons, &<\/p>\n

big ass crazy outfits that make a gay pride parade look right at home now<\/p>\n

Sandra Fluke spoke. It’s was the Vaginalogues<\/em> throwing out all the vagina<\/p>\n

\"\"(Um, hands off)<\/p>\n

meat women could handle. Yes, I just coined the phrase “Vagina Meat”, &<\/p>\n

like McDonald’s, “I’m loving it”. The DNC is going for the vagina vote hard<\/p>\n

They want to deeply penetrate it, again & again, then unleash their big hot<\/p>\n

load of policy all over it. It’s about practicing safe policy here, so no babies<\/p>\n

Fluke called all the GOP positions \u00e2\u20ac\u0153an offensive, obsolete relic of our past\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

\"\"(lay off my choo-choo)<\/p>\n

She asked will you pick “a country that honors our foremothers by moving<\/p>\n

forward, or one that forces our generation to refight battles already won?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

After which the Republican party responded “shut your slutty baby button”<\/p>\n

No, I kid, I joke. *looks at the RNC policy against women*. Oh, so I don’t<\/p>\n

Then came the big headliner. It was time to “get down with the slickness”<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Call me maybe”)<\/p>\n

After shedding “63lbs Of Adultery Weight”, the 2012 Willie was very slick<\/p>\n

Bill Clinton did his best pitch for Obama’s second term. It was just the big<\/p>\n

pitch\/nudge that some sacred southern white voters on the fence needed<\/p>\n

But face it, guy talks more than a coked up talk radio host. He’s the LOTR<\/p>\n

movie trilogy of political speakers. For every 15 minutes, he gets 30 more<\/p>\n

But he made the case for voters pretty clear. He laid it out in policy facts:<\/p>\n

“Unfortunately, the faction that now dominates the Republican Party doesn’t <\/em>
\nsee it that way. They think government is\u00c2\u00a0always the enemy,\u00c2\u00a0they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re always
\nright, &<\/em> compromise is weakness……….In Tampa, the Republican argument <\/em>
\nagainst the president’s re-election was\u00c2\u00a0actually pretty simple\u00c2\u00a0pretty snappy<\/em>: <\/em>
\nwe left him a total mess, he hasn’t cleaned it up fast enough, so fire him and <\/em>
\nput us back in. Now, we know that <\/em>he also tried to work with congressional <\/em>
\nRepublicans on health care, debt, and new jobs; <\/em>that didn’t work out so well”<\/em><\/p>\n

He said that “tax cuts, and deregulation” is the ONLY policy the GOP has<\/p>\n

\"\"(Thanks Bill)<\/p>\n

If all you fuckers start legislating like you speak, boomo, you’re in. If you<\/p>\n

don’t. Boomo, you’re gone. It’s damn simple shit right there to figure out<\/p>\n

If corporations are “people”, I’m gonna kick that “them” right in the nuts<\/p>\n

The event for tonight had to be moved indoors to a smaller venue. It has<\/p>\n

sent Republican’s AKA FOX news into advanced crotch spasms as to why<\/p>\n

\"\"(Stupid radar facts)<\/p>\n

The reason is rainy lightening weather, but no, it couldn’t be that easy. It’s<\/p>\n

because they couldn’t fill the building, right FOX? Yeah, that’s it. It would<\/p>\n

not be the 75,000 people standing out in heavy rain & lightening…holding<\/p>\n

sticks of metal, putting people in serious danger. Nawwwww, that is crazy<\/p>\n

Charles Krauthammer<\/a>: “Ah, it wasn’t the weather, they knew what the
\nweather was going to be months ago, this is clearly a response to the
\nfear of a sea of empty seats………..that’s why this thing is being done”<\/p>\n

Forget the facts<\/a>, that it’s to protect people, forget that he doesn’t even really<\/p>\n

\"\"(“That’s the ticket”)<\/p>\n

understand how weather works, & forget it was a sold out event of 65,000<\/p>\n

plus about 21,000 delegates. I’m no math expert but 86,000 is over 77,000<\/p>\n

Really just forget douchey partisan hack assclown lying pricks just\u00c2\u00a0 like him<\/p>\n

Tonight’s the night. Obama will make his case to all seven undecided voters<\/p>\n

He better make a great policy speech, and create a tone of working together<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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