{"id":901,"date":"2009-02-25T11:36:20","date_gmt":"2009-02-25T17:36:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=901"},"modified":"2009-02-25T11:39:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-25T17:39:00","slug":"slumdog-bullionaire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/25\/slumdog-bullionaire\/","title":{"rendered":"Slumdog Bullionaire&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Bobby Jindel is the guy who took a dump on our living room coffee table, kicked our dog, &amp; corn holed gammy at Thanksgiving dinner in front of everyone. When he was done, he decided to uploaded the footage on YouTube&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/jindal.JPG\" alt=\"jindal.JPG\" height=\"304\" width=\"193\" \/>(Yay, more lies!)<\/p>\n<p>After President Obama&#8217;s speech last night, the GOP sent out Bobby for a response. Remember, he&#8217;s a Republican rubber stamp(January 1st, 2005 to January 14th 2008) voting with Bush 97% of the time &amp; led the Louisana delegation in earmarks(4th out of 435 overall). He even invoked Hurricane Katrina by saying &#8220;Today, some are promising the government will rescue us from the economic storm raging around us, but for those of us who lived through Hurricane Katrina, we have our doubts&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Really? The best way to explain &#8220;limited government&#8221; is by citing <em>the<\/em> largest failed rescue and evacuation effort in US government history, that was horribly mismanaged by <strong>you and your party<\/strong>? No, <em>really<\/em>? Holy shit buddy, if you think people will believe that bs, you&#8217;re higher than the cast of <em>Pineapple Express<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>He even went on begging us to give him a 2nd chance by saying, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Tonight, on behalf of our leaders in Congress and my fellow Republican governors, I say: Our party is determined to regain your trust&#8221;. Dude, back away, the body is still warm. You&#8217;re a shitty used car salesmen who helped screw us for the last eight years, rob us blind while laughing, and now you want us to buy <em>another<\/em> car from you? Fuck off&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>He sounded like Forest <em>Gump<\/em>&#8230;or middle-eastern young Nixon&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/bobby-jindal.jpg\" alt=\"bobby-jindal.jpg\" height=\"198\" width=\"290\" \/>(I am not a schnook)<\/p>\n<p>The GOP are acting like some sleazy Hollywood producer by &#8220;casting&#8221; people to say these really unpopular ideas we tried for 8 years that ruined us as if it&#8217;s <em>not<\/em> the horrible ideas we dislike, but the person saying them&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I could just see some big, fat, white, cigar chomping racist sitting behind a desk with his feet up and fingers interlocked at the back of his head saying, &#8220;So now they like the Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood stuff huh. Send in Jindal, he&#8217;s a dot head&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/slum-dog.jpg\" alt=\"slum-dog.jpg\" height=\"183\" width=\"225\" \/>(If people <em>like<\/em> this guy, they&#8217;ll <em>love<\/em> Jindal)<\/p>\n<p>Obama&#8217;s speech last night was like a pep rally. That&#8217;s kind of what we needed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>That and shit load of money&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bobby Jindel is the guy who took a dump on our living room coffee table, kicked our dog, &amp; corn holed gammy at Thanksgiving dinner in front of everyone. When he was done, he decided to uploaded the footage on YouTube&#8230; (Yay, more lies!) 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