{"id":8972,"date":"2012-09-04T13:13:49","date_gmt":"2012-09-04T19:13:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=8972"},"modified":"2012-09-05T13:25:45","modified_gmt":"2012-09-05T19:25:45","slug":"dnc-day-1-law-order-sound","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/04\/dnc-day-1-law-order-sound\/","title":{"rendered":"DNC Day 1 *Law &#038; Order Sound*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Michelle Obama tonight. It&#8217;s the 1st lady, with the 1st speech<\/p>\n<p>She will give the usual, platitudes, latitudes, with a little attitude<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8973\" title=\"Michelle Obama at DNC 2012 podium\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Michelle-Obama-at-DNC-2012-podium-300x195.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"208\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Michelle-Obama-at-DNC-2012-podium-300x195.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Michelle-Obama-at-DNC-2012-podium.jpg 630w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(&#8220;I stuck em up&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Maybe a confetti gun shoots out Democratic underwear, or baby<\/p>\n<p>t-shirts. Ohhhhhhh baby *cue Barry White* you know I dig your<\/p>\n<p>showmanship. It&#8217;s big fun. But it&#8217;s not what I came here for baby<\/p>\n<p>Oh you know what I need, &amp; you know I gots to have it right now<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s <em>all<\/em> about your platform baby. Come on now, give it up, gotta<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8974\" title=\"Michelle Obama at DNC 2012\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Michelle-Obama-at-DNC-2012-300x210.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Michelle-Obama-at-DNC-2012-300x210.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Michelle-Obama-at-DNC-2012.jpg 630w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(&#8220;Settle down John&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>see it. *John looks at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/interactive\/2012\/09\/04\/us\/politics\/20120904-DNC-platform.html\">DNC policy platform<\/a>* Ohhhhhhh baby:<\/p>\n<p>-higher taxes on the wealthiest Americans<br \/>\n-support equal protection under law of same sex marriage<br \/>\n-supports a woman&#8217;s right to seek a &#8220;safe &amp; legal&#8221; abortion<br \/>\n-fully supports Medicare payments, &amp; the entire program<br \/>\n-extend tax cuts for the families earning less than $250,000<br \/>\n-tax relief for working families and people paying for college<br \/>\n-Ask corporations to pay their fair share(end tax loopholes)<br \/>\n-maintaining the strongest military in the world for security<br \/>\n-draw down in Afghanistan in 2014, no permanent bases<br \/>\n-immigration system is in need of comprehensive reforms<br \/>\n-Rebuilding the entire Middle Class to make it healthy<br \/>\n-American&#8217;s Jobs Act-have citizen&#8217;s build needed infrastructure<br \/>\n-Stabilizing the housing market, &amp; hardest hit communities<br \/>\n-Cutting government waste, and reducing the deficit<br \/>\n-Insourcing, &amp; helping small business&#8217;s with tax breaks<br \/>\n-Wall Street, Lobbying, &amp; Campaign Finance Reform<br \/>\n-Supporting the Troops, Military families, &amp; Veterans<br \/>\n-Protect all United States citizens voting rights<br \/>\n-Raise the minimum wage, &amp; create quality schools<br \/>\n-Protecting our natural resources &amp; our environment<br \/>\n-Preventing the spread of any nuclear weapons<br \/>\n-promoting transparent, accountable governance for all<br \/>\n-Standing up for women&#8217;s &amp; human rights across the world<br \/>\n-Internet freedom, no one will &#8220;own&#8221; it, we all do<\/p>\n<p>*John smoking a cigarette in bed as the DNC puts on a robe*<\/p>\n<p>Ohhhhhh baby that was goooooooooooooooooood. Some smooth<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8976\" title=\"Mad max thunderdome sling shot\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Mad-max-thunderdome-sling-shot-213x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"449\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Mad-max-thunderdome-sling-shot-213x300.jpg 213w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Mad-max-thunderdome-sling-shot.jpg 463w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(&#8220;Like my sex swing?&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>ass shit right there. The idea&#8217;s for voters to know EXACTLY what<\/p>\n<p>you&#8217;re getting policy wise with each. For all the Republican&#8217;s they<\/p>\n<p>wanna pretend 2000-08 never happened, &amp; NOT to look at their<\/p>\n<p>policy. But why? Well because it&#8217;s batshitcrazy bringing us back<\/p>\n<p>into the 1700&#8217;s. I think the Democrats WANT you to see what it<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/obama-DNC-2012-convnetion.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8977\" title=\"obama DNC 2012 convnetion\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/obama-DNC-2012-convnetion-300x203.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"215\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/obama-DNC-2012-convnetion-300x203.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/obama-DNC-2012-convnetion.jpg 630w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><\/a>(Print that yourself?)<\/p>\n<p>is they got. At least they should. If they don&#8217;t, it&#8217;s their own fault<\/p>\n<p>Republican&#8217;s will try the usual 3 big lies this entire week with no<\/p>\n<p>one buying the BS they&#8217;re selling except for people already on the<\/p>\n<p>insane train now. Obama=Jimmy Carter, you aren&#8217;t better off today<\/p>\n<p>than you were 4 years ago, and Obama ruined our entire economy<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8980\" title=\"Tea Party flag funniest!\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Tea-Party-flag-funniest1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"414\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Tea-Party-flag-funniest1.jpg 618w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Tea-Party-flag-funniest1-231x300.jpg 231w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(Truth)<\/p>\n<p>Forget that Carter wouldn&#8217;t have gone after Bin Laden, then our<\/p>\n<p>economy was losing well over 700,000 jobs per month, but now<\/p>\n<p>creating around 147,000, the two wars, unpaid for Medicare Part<\/p>\n<p>D &amp; tax cuts for the top 3%. Bush killed our economy, but for the<\/p>\n<p>entire current Republican party, they pretend it never happened<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s ready to rock &amp; pre-cast tonight, so <em>&#8220;Let the pandering begin&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Billionaire Women With Advice For The Poor<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Seems Billionaire Gina Rinehart has some solid advice for the poor:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Gina-Rinehart.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8982\" title=\"Gina Rinehart\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Gina-Rinehart.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"194\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Gina-Rinehart.jpg 460w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Gina-Rinehart-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/><\/a>(Listen to my fat)<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;There is no monopoly on becoming a millionaire, if you&#8217;re  jealous <\/em><br \/>\n<em>of those with more money, don&#8217;t just sit there and complain. Do <\/em><br \/>\n<em>something to make more money yourself &#8211; spend less time drinking, <\/em><br \/>\n<em>or  smoking and socializing and more time working&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>See you lazy fucker idiots assholes?!?! It&#8217;s all about WORKING more<\/p>\n<p>but drinking or smoking, or socializing way less. Which is exactly like<\/p>\n<p>she didn&#8217;t do, because she INHERITED HER MONEY from her father<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8983\" title=\"Embarrased hands to heads\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Embarrased-hands-to-heads1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"324\" height=\"207\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Embarrased-hands-to-heads1.jpg 650w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Embarrased-hands-to-heads1-300x192.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 324px) 100vw, 324px\" \/>(Oh jeeeeez)<\/p>\n<p>She is an Australian mining heiress, who was left with all her fortune<\/p>\n<p>Get out there &amp; inherit, you lazy slobs! The Reign Of Terror comes to<\/p>\n<p>mind, but since wealthy Republican&#8217;s clearly don&#8217;t read history, they<\/p>\n<p>won&#8217;t see it coming. In Gina&#8217;s case, they need a bigger neck guillotine<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Michelle Obama tonight. It&#8217;s the 1st lady, with the 1st speech She will give the usual, platitudes, latitudes, with a little attitude (&#8220;I stuck em up&#8221;) Maybe a confetti gun shoots out Democratic underwear, or baby t-shirts. Ohhhhhhh baby *cue Barry White* you know I dig your showmanship. It&#8217;s big fun. But it&#8217;s not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8972"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8972"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8972\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8989,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8972\/revisions\/8989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}