{"id":8893,"date":"2012-08-29T11:11:20","date_gmt":"2012-08-29T17:11:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=8893"},"modified":"2012-08-29T12:29:25","modified_gmt":"2012-08-29T18:29:25","slug":"gop-day-3-planks-for-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/08\/29\/gop-day-3-planks-for-nothing\/","title":{"rendered":"GOP Day 3 “Planks For Nothing”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Between Ann standing by her robotic Ken Doll husband, the tan man,<\/p>\n

the fat man, & Fuckabee; the evening was all gratitude, and platitudes<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Suck it Paul delegates!”)<\/p>\n

It’ll be the exact same BS at the Democratic mega stage show. The key<\/p>\n

is closely looking past all the barking barbs & banter at their<\/em> platforms<\/p>\n

They’ll try distracting you from their policy with the lights, loud generic<\/p>\n

sayings like “restore America”, “That’s what it takes to lead”, “That’s not<\/p>\n

our vision of ‘Merica, *insert insult against Obama here*”, & big visuals<\/p>\n

\"\"(Then I ate the baby)<\/p>\n

After you get though all the smoke & mirrors, what exactly is left then?<\/p>\n

The 1 thing that should be important to everyone. All their policy views<\/p>\n

The GOP got together to build a platform as a road map for their policy<\/a>:<\/p>\n

-Current pornography & obscenity laws will be vigorously enforced
\n-Constitutional amendment overturning Roe VS. Wade
\n-Calling our current efforts “A failed National Security policy”
\n-No abortions for victims of incest\/rape
\n-Repeal The Affordable Healthcare Act(Obamacare)
\n-Oppose equal rights for gay citizens
\n-Oppose women fighting in combat
\n-Human Life Amendment granting fetus’s citizen’s rights
\n-Opposes federally funded stem-cell research
\n-Extend the Bush tax cuts permanently
\n-End all taxes on interest, dividends, Estate, & capital gains
\n-Voter suppression federally requiring ALL voters to have photo ID
\n-Medicare-want to raise the age, & make it a voucher system
\n-Stop all DOJ lawsuits against tough illegal immigrant measures
\n(Let Joe Arpaio keep denying rights to citizens since he’s racist)
\n-And make desecration of the flag illegal(fuck off 1st amendment)
\n-Restructure the Post Office(AKA, let’s gut it ending it)<\/p>\n

They have more. But in their own words, this is to “make America freer”<\/p>\n

Now they’ll sheepishly say, “But we don’t believe all those”. Then why do<\/p>\n

\"\"(Weeeeeeeeee)<\/p>\n

you bother to write it down? They’ll try to do these, they said<\/em> they would<\/p>\n

It’s titled the Freedom Platform. It doesn’t sound like a lot of freedom to<\/p>\n

me at all. Odd, I thought they hated<\/em> big government. AGAIN, they don’t<\/p>\n

The stopping porn really stuck out to me. HOLY SHIT they lost voters on<\/p>\n

this one. The best irony here? The highest porn users are in RED STATES<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh, jeeeeez)<\/p>\n

The funniest part of the night for me, was country musician Lane Turner<\/p>\n

performing a song called “I Built It”<\/a>…sung in a big stadium built with tax<\/p>\n

payer money, at a GOP convention with $18 million\u00ef\u00bb\u00bf in taxpayer subsidies<\/p>\n

\"\"(You built the set you’re on?)<\/p>\n

This sums up the current Republican party very well. Selfish, detached,<\/p>\n

Rush Limbaugh red-neckey, and massively fucking stupid. It’s all so sad<\/p>\n

My irony meter along with my hypocrisy & stereotype meter all blew up<\/p>\n

It’s just a bevy of folks all coming together to loudly celebrate ignorance<\/p>\n

It’s like someone with an F on their test waving it yelling “you dumbass<\/em>”<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m brilliant!”)<\/p>\n

When seeing your A-, you just sort of laugh shake your head then realize,<\/p>\n

these people should NEVER be near a position of power in government,<\/p>\n

ever<\/em>. Then you next remember, these idiots have the right to vote. Folks,<\/p>\n

we have officially arrived at Idiocracy in the Republican party, and it will<\/p>\n

only get worse from here. You can book it like drunk jerking off in public<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Sorry, I got the Mitt story ready, so wait for tomorrow. It is Ryan tonight<\/p>\n

For those in Isaac’s way, be safe today, stay inside, and play Scrabble…..<\/p>\n

If you will kindly excuse me. I have to go whack off now while I still can<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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