{"id":8833,"date":"2012-08-23T12:52:41","date_gmt":"2012-08-23T18:52:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=8833"},"modified":"2012-08-29T12:25:36","modified_gmt":"2012-08-29T18:25:36","slug":"ryan-abortion-allowence-is-akin-aligned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/08\/23\/ryan-abortion-allowence-is-akin-aligned\/","title":{"rendered":"Ryan Abortion Allowence Is Akin Aligned"},"content":{"rendered":"

You can run for VP, but you can’t hide from your policy record. You can<\/p>\n

“try”, but will fail badly. It’s really that simple. But now that Akin is the<\/p>\n

\"\"(“That was me before<\/em>“)<\/p>\n

new poster boy for the “Vagina’s How Do They Work” plank in the GOP<\/p>\n

Ryan’s running away from it faster than Usain Bolt after a gun goes off<\/p>\n

See, he actually cosponsored two important bills that redefine rape with<\/p>\n

wait for it, wait for it. Boom: Todd Akin. They cosponsored these 2 bills<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\"\"(who’s your policy buddy?)<\/p>\n

Sanctity of Human Life Act(which gives embryo’s rights), & The No Tax<\/p>\n

Payer Funding For Abortions Act. Paulie only supports abortion for the<\/p>\n

life of the mother, not for incest or rape. That’s the exact stance of Todd<\/p>\n

But after this shitstorm, it’s timey time to walk that crap back. Paul says<\/p>\n

\"\"(“It’s the new<\/em> me!”)<\/p>\n

“Rape is rape”. When pressed because of this massive contradiction he<\/p>\n

said: “Rape is rape and there’s no splitting hairs over rape”. Well NOW<\/p>\n

there’s not. But you had no problems at all doing it in legislation before<\/p>\n

Oh, and now what do you think of Todd Akin’s stance you agreed with?<\/p>\n

“His statements were outrageous, over the pale”. Anything else to add?<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Rape is rape…now”)<\/p>\n

“I don’t know anybody who would agree with that”. Um, find a mirror<\/p>\n

Translation: “It’s the general election, my views scare people senseless”<\/p>\n

How do those tire marks feel Todd? Welcome to your life under the bus<\/p>\n

Listen, this isn’t a “flub”, a “gaffe”, or “whoopsie”. This is a Republican<\/p>\n

accidentally opening his trap telling you exactly what the party thinks,<\/p>\n

\"\"(GOP humor)<\/p>\n

then the GOP doing damage control pretending they don’t all think it<\/p>\n

They’re scared you saw the real “them”. If your ideas are so strong &<\/p>\n

principled, give them the light of day, & let the voters decide. But they<\/p>\n

don’t think you will like it. So hide them until they win, & then do them<\/p>\n

Oh, who’s sticking up for Akin now? Steve King<\/a> is, and so is Joe Walsh<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m a dick too”)<\/p>\n

With friends like those, you might feel the fork in your ass, cause buddy<\/p>\n

you’re done. We should be on jobs, & the economy but they won’t let us<\/p>\n

Everything’s Bigger In Texas, Including The Fidiots<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tom Head, a county judge in Lubbock Texas was on TV a few days ago<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(Tom’s on the right)<\/p>\n

He was discussing what he thinks will happen if Obama was re-elected:<\/p>\n

“He’s(Obama) going to hand over sovereignty over to the UN, & what is<\/em>
\ngoing to happen when that happens? I’m thinking the worst. Civil unrest, <\/em>
\ncivil disobedience, civil war maybe…He’s(Obama) going to send in U.N. <\/em>
\ntroops. I don’t want ’em in Lubbock County…’you’re not coming in here'”<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"(“You fucking moron!”)<\/p>\n

Holy shit. I have tears in my eyes. Literally my chest hurts from laughing<\/p>\n

so hard. Then I realized something. This guy is a FUCKING JUDGE and<\/p>\n

actually believes these batshitcrazy lies & insanity. He’s threatening sanity<\/p>\n

This guy is what’s wrong with our country. If you want to be a moron, ok<\/p>\n

\"\"(Middle name “Nothing’sin”)<\/p>\n

It’s your call. But if you want to govern others thoughtfully, maybe they<\/p>\n

shouldn’t be shit flinging clinically insane. It’s just a thought, just sayin’<\/p>\n

I guess all of America’s problems started Jan 21, 2009. Which tells me 2<\/p>\n

things: one, you’re only 3.75 years old; & two, you just hate the black guy<\/p>\n

Either way, the world has moved on, now it’s just you stuck there, alone<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You can run for VP, but you can’t hide from your policy record. You can “try”, but will fail badly. It’s really that simple. But now that Akin is the (“That was me before“) new poster boy for the “Vagina’s How Do They Work” plank in the GOP Ryan’s running away from it faster than […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8833"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8833"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8849,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8833\/revisions\/8849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}