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(Gets your kids wired & confident)<\/p>\nLet’s say you wanted to buy $30,000 worth of Bolivian marching powder. But the person you contacted was an undercover cop…<\/p>\n
(Gets your kids wired & confident)<\/p>\n
But authorities couldn’t file criminal charges, so they let you go. Now<\/em> lets say you want to buy $125,000<\/em> worth of booger sugar a few weeks later. And you contact the same<\/em> undercover cop…<\/p>\n Well that’s exactly what Erik Cantillo-Adellilos did. During his sentencing, he asked to be allowed to continue taking high school courses while imprisoned…<\/p>\n *Taps Erik on the shoulder*<\/p>\n I’d learn simple memory skills 1st. Like, I don’t know, say, when you dial a # to purchase Florida Snow and it was the cops, to remember not<\/em> to dial the exact<\/em> same # again<\/em>!<\/p>\n Let’s learn to crawl before we fly Erik…<\/p>\n Dip shits are like Doritos<\/em>, bust all you want, we’ll make more…<\/p>\n GM Cars On The Chopping Block<\/strong><\/p>\n Let’s see we have PT Cruiser, Dodge Durango, Hummer, and by 2011 Saturn brands…<\/p>\n Meh, while it seems like a big loss, it’s not. We’re really just trimming what consumers didn’t want. Besides, the car lines cut said a lot<\/em> about the owner…<\/p>\n For example, the PT Cruiser said “Clearly have no taste in things”, while the Dodge Durango said “I attend over 70 carnivals & demolition derby’s each year”…<\/p>\n The Hummer screamed, “I have a small penis and oedipal issues with my mother”, while the Saturn brands said, “I’m a big, fat, hairy pussy, who doesn’t like confrontation when I buy things”…<\/p>\n Thankfully the DeLorean wasn’t cut because Marty McFly still has to save his family…<\/p>\n Here’s hoping someday they’ll get it right. Don’t hold your breath…<\/p>\n Have a day mutha truckers!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Let’s say you wanted to buy $30,000 worth of Bolivian marching powder. But the person you contacted was an undercover cop… (Gets your kids wired & confident) But authorities couldn’t file criminal charges, so they let you go. Now lets say you want to buy $125,000 worth of booger sugar a few weeks later. And […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/880"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=880"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/880\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"snortingcokeao4.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/snortingcokeao4.jpg\")
(Ambitious fella)<\/p>\n![\"neighborhood-watch.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/neighborhood-watch.jpg\")
(They cut the Thunder Shock-S<\/em> series)<\/p>\n![\"delorean.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/delorean.jpg\")
(Where’s Einstein?)<\/p>\n