{"id":8702,"date":"2012-08-13T13:09:17","date_gmt":"2012-08-13T19:09:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=8702"},"modified":"2012-08-13T13:09:17","modified_gmt":"2012-08-13T19:09:17","slug":"mitt-witt-picks-a-twit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/08\/13\/mitt-witt-picks-a-twit\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitt Witt Picks A Twit"},"content":{"rendered":"

We’ve been waiting for a while, but Mitt finally picked a wiener<\/p>\n

*Horrible drum roll poorly played by an skinny tired old man*<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh boy)<\/p>\n

Mitt picked: “Eddie Munster”, AKA Wisconsin’s dude Paul Ryan<\/p>\n

Ryan is a good looking young man who has been in office since<\/p>\n

1999. But now, get this. He’s ready to be the “Next President of<\/p>\n

\"\"(Ha ha ha)<\/p>\n

the United States” according to Mitt, who introduced him<\/a> saying:<\/p>\n

“Join me, in welcoming the next President of the United States”<\/p>\n

I literally started laughing when Ryan said, “And right in front of<\/p>\n

the USS Wisconsin, huh?!?!”. Yes…..it just magically appeared in<\/p>\n

\"\"(Atlas Thug?)<\/p>\n

that spot mere seconds ago. Clearly it wasn’t planned ahead at all<\/p>\n

Forget that Ryan’s budget pissed off nuns, or that his entire plan<\/p>\n

for medicare is vouchers, cutting it, gutting it, & ending it. He is<\/p>\n

an Ayn Rand, tickle down tax cuts, end spending Tea Party guy<\/p>\n

\"\"(Eeeek)<\/p>\n

Mitt didn’t get any additional votes with this pick, and Ryan will<\/p>\n

kill him in Florida because older people really like the Medicare<\/p>\n

You can watch what happens when facts are presented to him at<\/p>\n

a townhall meeting<\/a> about the trickle down myth. He’s meet with<\/p>\n

\"\"(Meh?)<\/p>\n

the stark reality that his words just don’t match up with all of the<\/p>\n

economic facts. In the 50’s-60’s the income tax rate was 91-92%<\/p>\n

It MADE the entire middle class. Now the wealthy don’t want to<\/p>\n

pay much in taxes at all. Actually none if they hide it well enough<\/p>\n

This pick is the political = of the Dem’s Dukakis\/Bentsen ticket<\/p>\n

Olympic “Highs” & “Lows”<\/strong><\/p>\n

I couldn’t tell if I was watching a closing ceremony, or dropping<\/p>\n

acid. They both gave me the exact same feelings. The Spice Girls<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yes, I wanna be your lover)<\/p>\n

were Spicey, the John Lennon face thing was fucking awesome<\/p>\n

We ended up with 104 medals. China ended up with 87, but like<\/p>\n

I said we still owe them all of ours for $ so they really got 191….<\/p>\n

\"\"(WTF?)<\/p>\n

The games were awesome. The events wildly fun. But what’s up<\/p>\n

the ending ceremony costumes. It’s like a fashion runway in Milan<\/p>\n

got sick all over the stadium. There us such a thing as too much<\/p>\n

pomp & show. I literally thought I was tripping balls on acid to<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m flying bitch!”)<\/p>\n

some of it. The fact that I actually was might’ve been another tip<\/p>\n

off. Meh, they’re done, we won, and took the world to school son<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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