{"id":8687,"date":"2012-08-10T13:48:28","date_gmt":"2012-08-10T19:48:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=8687"},"modified":"2012-08-10T14:40:22","modified_gmt":"2012-08-10T20:40:22","slug":"why-the-campaign-will-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/08\/10\/why-the-campaign-will-be\/","title":{"rendered":"Why “The Campaign” Will Be…"},"content":{"rendered":"

One of the better comedies of the year. Well, when you let us comics<\/p>\n

loose to mock the world of politics, you get this magical combination<\/p>\n

\"\"(It’s ON)<\/p>\n

It’s like mixing peanut butter with chocolate, or captain with coke<\/p>\n

We live in it, we’re built for it, we love it. It’s pretty much just like<\/p>\n

pro-wrestling for adults. Which is just perfectly in any comedians<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(“Claw face!”)<\/p>\n

wheelhouse. Hell, you’d have to really TRY to fuck it up. There’s no<\/p>\n

greater tale than when the emperor has no clothes. That’s ALL IT<\/p>\n

IS. Hypocrisy galore, funny real life political jabs, and much more<\/p>\n

You read it here 1st, buckle up, it’s just perfect for the dog days of<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(“Double Bark”)<\/p>\n

political summer before the total fucking insanity really beings….<\/p>\n

The general election after Mitt Witt picks his new running mate<\/p>\n

Hey Wells Fargo, FUCK YOU!<\/strong><\/p>\n

A man who worked for Wells Fargo has filed a law suit against them<\/p>\n

His name is Yovany Gonzales. His daughter had terminal cancer, &<\/p>\n

he was fired 3 days before her scheduled operation. The big reason<\/a>?<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(Yovany with passed daughter)<\/p>\n

He “filled out his time sheets wrong” & also allegedly<\/span> “falsified<\/span>” them<\/p>\n

There is a big problem in that; Yovany has court documents that state<\/p>\n

his manager inputted his time sheets into the company system, & told<\/span><\/p>\n

him he could always recollect payment for the extra hours he worked<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh shit)<\/p>\n

So what was his law suit based on? Around the time of Mr. Gonzalez’s<\/span><\/p>\n

firing, Wells Fargo & United Health Care reps asked his wife “numerous<\/p>\n

questions” about her daughter\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s treatment & made “several references<\/p>\n

to the cost of her treatment”. After these calls the Wells Fargo rep now<\/p>\n

began looking for reasons to fire him. The suit also says his current job at<\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"(Say what?!?!)<\/p>\n

Chase is not letting him sell securities because of the reasons that Wells<\/p>\n

Fargo gave for firing him. They ruined the guys fucking life, let his kid<\/p>\n

just die without giving her treatment(he did have some treatment for<\/p>\n

his daughter Mackenzie though a charity that came to their aid, all be<\/p>\n

\"\"(Coming for YOU)<\/p>\n

it later letting the cancer metastasize), & then ruined his reputation<\/p>\n

Corporations are amoral. They DO NOT FUCKING CARE. Never have<\/p>\n

never will. They are machines with only one function. Make $, profit, &<\/p>\n

do so by any means necessary. Two words for all of this: big regulation<\/p>\n

Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One of the better comedies of the year. Well, when you let us comics loose to mock the world of politics, you get this magical combination (It’s ON) It’s like mixing peanut butter with chocolate, or captain with coke We live in it, we’re built for it, we love it. It’s pretty much just like […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8687"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8687"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8700,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8687\/revisions\/8700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}