{"id":8661,"date":"2012-08-08T11:48:55","date_gmt":"2012-08-08T17:48:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=8661"},"modified":"2012-08-08T11:48:55","modified_gmt":"2012-08-08T17:48:55","slug":"chick-fil-no-gays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/08\/08\/chick-fil-no-gays\/","title":{"rendered":"Chick-Fil-No Gays?!?!?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>People on both sides of this issue are idiots. The employee&#8217;s have<\/p>\n<p>nothing to do with the ignorance of the owner Dan Cathy. But wait?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8662\" title=\"Dan Cathy Chik-Fil-A\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Dan-Cathy-Chik-Fil-A.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"213\" \/>(&#8220;Hi, I&#8217;m a POS&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Who? You can&#8217;t get a more uber lesbian name than sweat pants<\/p>\n<p>wearing, ice cream eating, comic strip character like&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Kathy<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8663\" title=\"Kathy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Kathy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Kathy.jpg 584w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Kathy-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(&#8220;AAAKKKKK&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>He is the CEO, and as far as opposing gay rights he is &#8220;guilty as<\/p>\n<p>charged&#8221;. It gets funnier. He then says; &#8220;We don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t claim to be a<\/p>\n<p>Christian business&#8221; oddly adding, &#8220;But as an organization we can<\/p>\n<p>operate on biblical principles\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. Ahhhh yes, I do not claim to be a<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8664\" title=\"&quot;What the fuck&quot; hand signals\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/What-the-fuck-hand-signals.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"405\" \/>(Yes, WTF indeed)<\/p>\n<p>lawyer, but as a law firm we operate on legal rules and principals<\/p>\n<p>Conservatives taking photo&#8217;s of themselves eating Chick-Fil-A is<\/p>\n<p>sort of like taking a picture of yourself acting like a big intolerant<\/p>\n<p>jackass for the entire world to see. It is so sad, ignorant, &amp; stupid<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8665\" title=\"Homophobic burger\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Homophobic-burger.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"179\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Homophobic-burger.jpg 616w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Homophobic-burger-300x167.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(Word)<\/p>\n<p>But then again, when exactly have all the FOX news conservatives<\/p>\n<p>ever espoused to be anything but; &amp; just when you think the right<\/p>\n<p>has &#8220;acting like a stupid dunderfuck&#8221; all locked up, along comes:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Jg-jzlWcc0E\">Adam Smith<\/a>; who proceeds to berate a wonderfully nice, and kind<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8666\" title=\"Adam Smith\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Adam-Smith.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"268\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Adam-Smith.jpg 301w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Adam-Smith-300x250.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/>(&#8220;I&#8217;m a fuckwit&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Chick-Fil-A employee for no other reason than he&#8217;s a giant D-bag<\/p>\n<p>If my employer is an intolerant prick with his religious beliefs; it<\/p>\n<p>doesn&#8217;t then magically mean that I now hold the exact same beliefs<\/p>\n<p>Bottom line here: Chick-Fil-A gets extra free publicity, if you don&#8217;t<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8667\" title=\"Chick-Fil-A girl interview\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Chick-Fil-A-girl-interview.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"167\" \/>(&#8220;Adam was a douche&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>agree with Dan&#8217;s intolerant views, don&#8217;t support his product&#8230;.but<\/p>\n<p>don&#8217;t fuck with very nice normal employees who might even share<\/p>\n<p>your views, because then it makes <em>you<\/em> look like the mega intolerant<\/p>\n<p>jagbag instead. He was fired from his job as CFO at a medical joint<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8668\" title=\"John Goodman as KFC\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/John-Goodman-as-KFC.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"209\" \/>(KFC loves the &#8220;gays&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Maybe they supply devices to remove your head form your ass&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Shit Romney Will Put The &#8220;Work Back Into Welfare&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If I am president, I will put work back in welfare,&#8221; Romney barked<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We  will end a culture of dependency and restore a culture of good<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8669\" title=\"Mitt Romney funny bet\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Mitt-Romney-funny-bet.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"292\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Mitt-Romney-funny-bet.png 500w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Mitt-Romney-funny-bet-300x273.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(Wanna bet?)<\/p>\n<p>hard  work&#8221;. Goody, so you have a jobs plan then? Oh wait, you don&#8217;t<\/p>\n<p>If we don&#8217;t have jobs, because you fucking shipped them over sea&#8217;s,<\/p>\n<p>how exactly are you going to accomplish this feat? Oh, you&#8217;re NOT<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8671\" title=\"Embarrased hands to heads\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Embarrased-hands-to-heads.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"205\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Embarrased-hands-to-heads.jpg 650w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Embarrased-hands-to-heads-300x192.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(Oh jeeeez)<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re just throwing ignorant red meat at the morons who think all<\/p>\n<p>Democratic minorities are on welfare. Well, it turns out that all the<\/p>\n<p>highest welfare rolls are all <a href=\"http:\/\/voices.washingtonpost.com\/ezra-klein\/2010\/04\/the_red_state_ripoff.html\">red states<\/a>, &amp; white folks. But facts  don&#8217;t<\/p>\n<p>matter when you&#8217;re a Republican today. When you don&#8217;t like  reality,<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8672\" title=\"Digital TV failure\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Digital-TV-failure.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"213\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Digital-TV-failure.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Digital-TV-failure-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(Average Romney voter)<\/p>\n<p>just make stuff up. Shit, it worked for FOX since their very existence<\/p>\n<p>The only people who should be voting for Mitt are the top 3%, banks<\/p>\n<p>&amp; anyone on corporate welfare. He&#8217;s your guy. The other people are<\/p>\n<p>just stupid suckers. Plain and simple. Big, fat, loud, stupid, suckers<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8674\" title=\"milhouse invisible wedgie\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/milhouse-invisible-wedgie.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/milhouse-invisible-wedgie.gif 565w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/milhouse-invisible-wedgie-229x300.gif 229w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/>(Why?!?!?!)<\/p>\n<p>Irony: telling all people out of job, they need to start working while<\/p>\n<p>not remotely having a plan to create jobs, &amp; a history of ending jobs<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People on both sides of this issue are idiots. The employee&#8217;s have nothing to do with the ignorance of the owner Dan Cathy. But wait? (&#8220;Hi, I&#8217;m a POS&#8221;) Who? You can&#8217;t get a more uber lesbian name than sweat pants wearing, ice cream eating, comic strip character like&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Kathy (&#8220;AAAKKKKK&#8221;) He is the CEO, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8661"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8661"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8686,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8661\/revisions\/8686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}