{"id":8573,"date":"2012-08-01T10:32:11","date_gmt":"2012-08-01T16:32:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=8573"},"modified":"2012-08-01T14:24:02","modified_gmt":"2012-08-01T20:24:02","slug":"olympic-goldgasim-gaffy-duck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/08\/01\/olympic-goldgasim-gaffy-duck\/","title":{"rendered":"Olympic “Goldgasim” & Gaffy Duck"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m BACK BABY! I’m sure you’re super excited because you missed me<\/p>\n

*people sleeping, staring at the ceiling, & chewing gum ignoring John*<\/p>\n

Oh, I KNEW IT! It’s excitement, all the time, every day. Action packed<\/p>\n

\"\"(Nice basket weaving!)<\/p>\n

Speaking of excitement, the Olympics are in full swing, with the US &<\/p>\n

China tied in medal totals. But in fairness, we still owe them the street<\/p>\n

value of our medals, so our actual total is still zero. Phelps is still a god<\/p>\n

\"\"(Boom, suck it!)<\/p>\n

& our skeet shooter only missed 1 target with 99 out of 100. Holy shit<\/p>\n

The most important lesson from these London Olympics was finding<\/p>\n

out that bird in Badminton is called a “shuttlecock”. Must’ve laughed<\/p>\n

\"\"(Olympic “power walking”?)<\/p>\n

for about 3 hours, took a breath, & then laughed for about another 2<\/p>\n

“Breaststroke” wasn’t what I thought it was going to be either. Damn!<\/p>\n

Gaffy Duck Says, “Kiss My Ass!”<\/strong><\/p>\n

The traveling press went with Mitt on his foreign trip. They never got<\/p>\n

to ask any questions. This caused a huge problem because that’s sorta<\/p>\n

\"\"(Early reporter with no story)<\/p>\n

what reporters do. So they shouted questions at Mitt, & his Press aide<\/p>\n

Rick Gorka told reporters to “kiss my ass”<\/a>, adding “show some respect<\/p>\n

…this is a holy site”. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha<\/p>\n

ha ha ha ha ha. Holy shit that’s holy funny. But he wasn’t done just yet<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Show some respect…asshole!”)<\/p>\n

Then he went on telling one Politco reporter to “shove it”. Classy stuff!<\/p>\n

Gorka apologized, but it’s all in that “too little, way to late” vein for us<\/p>\n

Basically what happened was in 1 full week Romney didn’t answer any<\/p>\n

questions, except THREE in London. The press followed him for a full<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Now fuck off!”)<\/p>\n

week, with NO ACCESS to the candidate. Now they know just what it<\/p>\n

felt like for Tito Jackson in the Jackson 5. You don’t exist, you’re just<\/p>\n

invisible. Let’s see, in Mitt’s trip he pissed off British people slamming<\/p>\n

their “Olympic readiness”, dissed Palestinians, & now his aide told the<\/p>\n

\"\"(Truth)<\/p>\n

entire US press corp to basically “fuck off”. What’s next…..punching a<\/p>\n

baby in a stroller? It’s not even political positions, but shows a serious<\/p>\n

lack of thoughtful world views when you literally piss off people every<\/p>\n

where you go. It’s like a hot headed alcoholic speaking on your behalf<\/p>\n

for a job interview. You not only don’t get the job, you might be jailed<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m BACK BABY! I’m sure you’re super excited because you missed me *people sleeping, staring at the ceiling, & chewing gum ignoring John* Oh, I KNEW IT! It’s excitement, all the time, every day. Action packed (Nice basket weaving!) Speaking of excitement, the Olympics are in full swing, with the US & China tied in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8573"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8573"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8585,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8573\/revisions\/8585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}