{"id":8479,"date":"2012-07-13T10:18:01","date_gmt":"2012-07-13T16:18:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=8479"},"modified":"2012-07-14T08:27:52","modified_gmt":"2012-07-14T14:27:52","slug":"the-war-on-tosh-cop-death-threats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/13\/the-war-on-tosh-cop-death-threats\/","title":{"rendered":"The War On Tosh, & Cop Death Threats"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tosh 2.blow is in a war of words. He literally is, because he was<\/p>\n

doing a set, & did some “rape jokes”. 1st off, I wasn’t there, so I<\/p>\n

\"\"(Rapity rape rape)<\/p>\n

don’t have a clue what was actually said. Not a clue. This is all<\/p>\n

heresay, which is just about as good as the quality of free advice<\/p>\n

This is what people say happened: Tosh did a set up, & said that<\/p>\n

all rape joke were funny. A female in the audience disagreed….<\/p>\n

She said directly to him, “Actually rape joke are never<\/em> funny!”<\/p>\n

\"\"(NEVER I say!)<\/p>\n

So after a long pause, as you take when someone interrupts your<\/p>\n

set, Tosh said: “Wouldn’t it be funny if that girl got raped by like,<\/p>\n

5 guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch of guys just<\/p>\n

raped her\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6’. She stayed through the show & complained after<\/p>\n

Rape jokes are never<\/em> funny? “What’s a rapists nightmare? Jail!”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Zing!)<\/p>\n

“I tried to rape a girl. By “rape” I meant “fuck”, & by “girl” I meant<\/p>\n

“pillow”. Sadly, it turned me down”. You big idiot. LET THE JOKE<\/p>\n

play all the way out. If it’s just a simple rape joke, then I agree but<\/p>\n

for shits sake YOU’RE AT A COMEDY CLUB. We know what the<\/p>\n

fuck we’re doing. Maybe stay at home in bubble wrap next time<\/p>\n

\"\"(Clearly a cross dresser)<\/p>\n

People’s taste in jokes is a lot like people’s sex fetishes. Some are<\/p>\n

tame: lingerie, or play dress up. Some are medium: use sex toys<\/p>\n

And some are extreme: someone taking a big shit on your chest<\/p>\n

as you orgasm. But they’re all listed under “fetish”, it’s personal<\/p>\n

It’s his right as a comedian to push the limits. If you don’t like it,<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yes you)<\/p>\n

you’re free to get up & vote with your body that it’s unacceptable.<\/p>\n

But when you shout up, or heckle, as the girl did, now you’re just<\/p>\n

creating an environment in which only YOUR views are the one’s<\/p>\n

considered. Well honestly, fuck off then. You’re a big moron kid<\/p>\n

Rape isn’t<\/em> funny to me. Never has been. But it’s not my<\/em> material<\/p>\n

\"\"(She says down)<\/p>\n

I saw my buddy Doug Stanhope weigh in on it here<\/a>. We worked<\/p>\n

at the now defunct Zanies in Vernon Hills together, & still have a<\/p>\n

bar stool from that show that he & Andy lifted. They didn’t have<\/p>\n

a place to put it, so I slapped it in my truck. Actually, it was my<\/p>\n

dads truck. I don’t own a car. Mostly cause I saw gas prices now<\/p>\n

\"\"(Gas prices…bad)<\/p>\n

Meh, the girl overreacted. Clearly Tosh doesn’t want her to get<\/p>\n

raped, or thinks rape is hilarious. He’s pushing the sarcasm of<\/p>\n

it all. Like if I said, “Exploding underwear is always funny”…..<\/p>\n

Then a girl yells out, “No it’s not!”, & just as she says it her under<\/p>\n

wear explodes. If you can’t grasp that idea of comedy in EVERY<\/p>\n

\"\"(“It’s off the charts”)<\/p>\n

thing she watches on TV, then stick with Transforms 5: $ Sucker<\/em><\/p>\n

I DO fucking hate the younger kids of today. It’s ALWAYS about<\/p>\n

THEM. No you turds, it’s NOT. Now sit down, listen, & enjoy the<\/p>\n

show. If not, get your ass out of the place because you’re fucking<\/p>\n

up life for the rest of us. We were busy enjoy it until you came…<\/p>\n

Cop Gives “Michelle Obama” Death Threat?<\/strong><\/p>\n

What a huge POS. No, a massive huge dingle berry on the ass of<\/p>\n

life. A motorcycle escort District of Columbia cop, who was the<\/p>\n

\"\"(Your next!)<\/p>\n

main security detail of the POTUS & first lady, allegedly said,<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153he would shoot the First Lady & then used his cell to retrieve a<\/p>\n

picture of the firearm he said he would use” a source at the post<\/p>\n

Classy! People like this are the reason we can’t have nice things<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yes it is!)<\/p>\n

And, seconds until we find out he’s a white racist? 3,2,1. I’d bet<\/p>\n

both my testicles on it. Again, this election will be racist & sad<\/p>\n

Have a weekend!<\/p>\n

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