{"id":8464,"date":"2012-07-12T09:58:02","date_gmt":"2012-07-12T15:58:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=8464"},"modified":"2012-07-13T07:49:48","modified_gmt":"2012-07-13T13:49:48","slug":"they-were-saying-boo-urns-mitt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/12\/they-were-saying-boo-urns-mitt\/","title":{"rendered":"They Were Saying “Boo-urns” Mitt"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lord Mittington Fancy Slacks addressed the NAACP. He sold his<\/p>\n

usual talking points: gumberment bad, freedom good, all tax cuts<\/p>\n

\"\"(Ask “him” for help)<\/p>\n

awesome, deregulation great, & cut all social safety net programs<\/p>\n

You know, “the usual”. Like when a guy walks into a diner he has<\/p>\n

frequented since forever, the waitress Mige say, “The usual Bob?”<\/p>\n

But this time there was a problem, a trip up, a glitch in the Matrix<\/p>\n

\"\"(Did we try tax cuts again?)<\/p>\n

People were actually listening<\/em> to what he was saying, the words he<\/p>\n

spoke, and the policy he promoted. When you try to sell, “Oh, and<\/p>\n

that healthcare reform that helps others, well fuck that noise” will<\/p>\n

not go over well. He got booed. He got booed long, loud, and hard<\/p>\n

\"\"(He doesn’t know why)<\/p>\n

The difference in political parties could not ever be bigger here<\/p>\n

You have one reactionary hate button on the right today where if<\/p>\n

Obama said, “I want no children in the US starving or going with<\/p>\n

out food. Hey now, we’re America, and we help stop this”. They’d<\/p>\n

fucking boo him. Not for his words, policy, or facts, but just cause<\/p>\n

\"\"(oh, it’s new)<\/p>\n

it’s “him” who said it. THAT’S the difference. THAT’S the core of it<\/p>\n

all. Reminds me of a fun story. A guy suggest to a group of friends,<\/p>\n

“Guys, how about we all go to this titty bar across town all on me?”<\/p>\n

The group says, “Peter, that’s a stupid idea”. They wait around, &<\/p>\n

time passes as they exhale loudly. Then another guy says, “I got it,<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I got it…”)<\/p>\n

let’s go piss into the mall fountain, & give each other aids!”. They<\/p>\n

shout, “BRILLIANT idea Stew!”. A chair in the room falls over as<\/p>\n

they all run out in a hurry. This leaves only Peter as he shakes his<\/p>\n

head, & thinks, “man, I gotta get me some new fucking friends”<\/p>\n

Jesse Jackson Jr., Lying “Jagoff At Large”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jesse has a “mood disorder”, or as us humans call it, “a cheating<\/p>\n

problem”. Remember when I posted in December of 2008, this<\/a>?<\/p>\n

\"\"(Wrong Jackson family)<\/p>\n

I posted this warning: “Raghuveer Nayak. Remember that name.<\/p>\n

It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going to be the downfall of Jesse Jackson Jr”. I was referring<\/p>\n

to the fact that Nayak approached Blago for the seat on his behalf<\/p>\n

Well, turns out ol’ JJJ asked Nayak, who is a big political donor &<\/p>\n

friend, to pay for air fare & travel accommodations for “a woman”<\/p>\n

\"\"(One way)<\/p>\n

Jackson calls a “social acquaintance”. Oh reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally?<\/p>\n

political math: an election year + cheating liar = “mood disorder”<\/p>\n

He didn’t get busted on the Blago bit, which he should’ve. Hell<\/p>\n

if my agent does something on MY behalf, by law, they’re fuckin<\/p>\n

representing ME. So, it gave him bigger nastier Super Dick balls<\/p>\n

\"\"(Not all there)<\/p>\n

Where he thinks he can rip down buildings with his hands & fly<\/p>\n

*John laughs at the image of JJJ struggling to move a building*<\/p>\n

Meh, bad is bad, and it’s just ugly & bad. Hey, try it out to see if<\/p>\n

it works. Tell your boss off? “Mood disorder”. Get busted lying?<\/p>\n

“Mood disorder”? Rape a box full of cute kittens? Well, that’s<\/p>\n

just fucking sick so get your head checked out. It’s hella wrong<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lord Mittington Fancy Slacks addressed the NAACP. He sold his usual talking points: gumberment bad, freedom good, all tax cuts (Ask “him” for help) awesome, deregulation great, & cut all social safety net programs You know, “the usual”. Like when a guy walks into a diner he has frequented since forever, the waitress Mige say, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8464"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8464"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8478,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8464\/revisions\/8478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}