{"id":8409,"date":"2012-07-06T12:00:20","date_gmt":"2012-07-06T18:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=8409"},"modified":"2012-07-06T12:00:20","modified_gmt":"2012-07-06T18:00:20","slug":"fired-for-doing-your-job-blame-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/06\/fired-for-doing-your-job-blame-women\/","title":{"rendered":"Fired For Doing Your Job, & Blame Women?"},"content":{"rendered":"

A lifeguard was fired, after saving someone from drowning<\/p>\n

Turns out Tomas Lopez was not supposed to cover the area<\/p>\n

\"\"(“WTF?”)<\/p>\n

he saved the drowning man. The name of the company’s Jeff<\/p>\n

Ellis & Associates who pay him. Their logic is, “but now you<\/p>\n

neglected the area we paid you to watch in helping them, so<\/p>\n

you’re fired”. While technically true, they have no sense of<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Wait, what?”)<\/p>\n

nuance, reality, or actually real world views. Bottom line is<\/p>\n

corporations will never ever act morally to help others. It’s<\/p>\n

not in their best interests; only profits are. If you wanted a<\/p>\n

guy to be saved in there, you must pay for it damn it! Two<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Fuck off”)<\/p>\n

other lifeguards quit in protest of this shitty move. Wow<\/p>\n

our country is really circling the drain fast. Can’t wait for<\/p>\n

the news story where a neighbor ask for a cup of sugar &<\/p>\n

is punched out with the other one screaming, “Freeloader<\/p>\n

what the fuck is in it for ME you commie leech?!?!?”. Oh,<\/p>\n

speaking of what started our downward decent into shit-<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Twice the douche”)<\/p>\n

town-USA. The bloated chair with a talking hemorrhoid<\/p>\n

attached to it known as El DoucheBo decided to say this:<\/p>\n

“Naaaaaaaa, I can do one better than that. When women <\/em>
\ngot the right to vote’s when it all when down hill…”<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"(Miss you buddy)<\/p>\n

Ah yes, those stupid women. Rush is just a fat human time<\/p>\n

machine longing for days of slavery, oppressed women &<\/p>\n

\"\"(Truth)<\/p>\n

only white religious males owned & controlled everything<\/p>\n

He’s not supposed to be here, but Costa Rica hates him too<\/p>\n

Finally, I want to say this to R-Joe Walsh, who on Sunday<\/p>\n

in a town hall meeting said this<\/a> about his fall opponent:<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m a dick”)<\/p>\n

“Now that’s what’s so noble about our hero’s(not talking <\/em>
\nabout their service). Now I’m running against a women, <\/em>
\nI mean, my god that’s ALL she talks about. Our TRUE <\/em>
\nhero’s, the men & women who served us, that’s the last <\/em>
\nthing in the world they talk about”<\/em><\/p>\n

It’s a good thing I was not in the audience. I would be in<\/p>\n

jail because I would’ve stood up, & knocked him the fuck<\/p>\n

out. Not only did he blatantly lie about McCain who ran<\/p>\n

\"\"(Idiot)<\/p>\n

his entire 2000 & 2008 campaigns on his veteran record<\/p>\n

he even wrote a fucking book about it called Faith Of Our<\/em><\/p>\n

Fathers<\/em>. But he clearly implied that she “isn’t a true<\/em> hero”<\/p>\n

because she openly discusses her service. Oh, & she lost<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m a shitty person”)<\/p>\n

both HER FUCKING LEGS in Iraq you big lying pile of shit<\/p>\n

What an incredible human toilet; so long jackass. You will<\/p>\n

be out of a job come November. If you’re looking for work<\/p>\n

might I suggest YOU<\/em> suit up & head on over to Afghanistan<\/p>\n

Have a weekend!<\/p>\n

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