{"id":8385,"date":"2012-07-05T10:38:45","date_gmt":"2012-07-05T16:38:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=8385"},"modified":"2012-07-09T15:58:13","modified_gmt":"2012-07-09T21:58:13","slug":"krohns-desease-oreally-missing-fingers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/05\/krohns-desease-oreally-missing-fingers\/","title":{"rendered":"Krohn’s Desease, O’Really, & Missing Fingers"},"content":{"rendered":"

Show of hands, how many people lost a finger lighting short wicks?<\/p>\n

*Sees three people with only two fingers on their hands raise arms*<\/p>\n

\"\"(Good call!)<\/p>\n

Oh, well at least you have enough left to celebrate the 2nd of July<\/p>\n

Do you remember this 13 year-old conservative Jonathan Krohn?<\/p>\n

He was a kid who gave a rousing speech at CPAC 2009 right here<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"(I’m “this” stupid)<\/p>\n

Well, turns out…he now thinks conservatives are really full of shit<\/p>\n

He doesn’t believe anything he wrote, or said any longer. But why?<\/p>\n

Oh, because he’s 17. He is reading philosophy, policy, facts, & new<\/p>\n

\"\"(Elijah Wood?)<\/p>\n

ideas. He’s basically now growing up, & stopped parroting talking<\/p>\n

points. He must now think for himself. See, he now likes the Daily<\/p>\n

Show, Colbert Report, the New Yorker, & will be going to NYU in<\/p>\n

the fall. He has also totally let go of his social conservative views:<\/p>\n

\"\"(Shit, it’s my nephew!)<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I think it was naive…I live in Georgia. We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re inundated with <\/em>
\nconservative talk in Georgia…The speech was something that <\/em>
\na 13-year-old does. You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re really defeating yourself if you think <\/em>
\nyou have all of your ideas in your head when you were 12 or 13. <\/em>
\nIt\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s impossible. You haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t done enough…I started getting into <\/em>
\nphilosophy-Nietzsche, Wittgenstein, Kant and lots of other(s)”<\/em><\/p>\n

Gay marriage? He’s OK with it. Obamacare? Meh, it’s a good idea<\/p>\n

He’s still growing and will hold even more ideas as he grows up<\/p>\n

\"\"(Titty Twister!)<\/p>\n

Shit, I was a young Republican myself. If I could go back in time<\/p>\n

with some of the stuff I said & did, I’d kick my own ass but good<\/p>\n

See, the problem with the modern conservative party is that they<\/p>\n

will ignore facts, science, logic, & all policy reality in favor of blind<\/p>\n

\"\"(No bear traps)<\/p>\n

ideology & insults. If your views can not withstand the slightest of<\/p>\n

questioning, & you shut down anyone or anything that is doing it<\/p>\n

you have ceased to be a realistic political choice. You are only for<\/p>\n

those who reject thinking, solving problems, & even reality itself<\/p>\n

\"\"(Don’t tell anyone)<\/p>\n

It is akin to someone asking, “How do we fix this problem?”; so<\/p>\n

another person shouts, “Shut up turd, there is no problem. Now<\/p>\n

leave me alone queer loser!”. Speaking of loud “know it all’s” who<\/p>\n

live with their foot in their mouth. Bill O’Reilly said this about the<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m set to douche”)<\/p>\n

Courts upcoming healthcare ruling after berating a guest a while:<\/p>\n

“This is absolutely a mandate, it’s absolutely a force, it’s
\nabsolutely <\/em>police powers from the federal government,
\nand it’s going to be 5-4<\/em>. Miss Fredrickson, you’re going
\nto lose, & your arguments are specious<\/em>……………………..
\nAnd if I’m wrong, I will come on, and I will play your
\nclip <\/em>and I will apologize for being an idiot”<\/em><\/p>\n

Well, douche face was wrong…….he was very very very very wrong<\/p>\n

Billo did apologize. But it was the usual half-ass shit we’ve come to<\/p>\n

\"\"(Him being a dick)<\/p>\n

expect of all pathological liars: the non-apology apology. He said<\/a>:<\/p>\n

“I’m not really sorry, but I am a man of my word so I apologize for <\/em>
\nnot factoring in the John Roberts situation. Truthfully I never in a <\/em>
\nmillion years thought the Chief Justice would go beyond the scope <\/em>
\nof the Commerce Clause debate and into taxation…………………….I <\/em>
\nmay be an idiot for not considering that\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/em>. May? Wait, may???????<\/p>\n

He started the segment with “the far left smear site media matters<\/p>\n

making a big deal out of this(me saying what I said before above)”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Nice!)<\/p>\n

Yeah! I hate how those “smear” sites keep using your exact specific<\/p>\n

words, in context, that show you to be a bloviating rude bully idiot\u00ef\u00bb\u00bf<\/p>\n

always on the wrong side of facts, policy, & reality. If you’d rather<\/p>\n

not be called such things, perhaps you should stop fucking doing it<\/p>\n

It’s like yelling at a cop for noticing you going 147mph in a 35 zone<\/p>\n

\"\"(Stay classy!)<\/p>\n

“What the fuck? If you weren’t here, I wouldn’t of broken any laws<\/p>\n

It’s your<\/em> damn fault I’m even in this mess! Why are you holding me<\/p>\n

accountable for my actions? This is madness sir, totally madness”<\/p>\n

You know the book “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie”<\/em>? I have a new<\/p>\n

version: “If You Give A Lying Asshole Prick Attention”<\/em>. It’ll come<\/p>\n

\"\"(Well said)<\/p>\n

out in about two weeks. Look for it next to another book of mine:<\/p>\n

“FOX Noise: Unfair, And Chemically Unbalanced”<\/em>. It’s all so sad<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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