{"id":8306,"date":"2012-06-27T13:50:47","date_gmt":"2012-06-27T19:50:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=8306"},"modified":"2012-06-28T11:01:55","modified_gmt":"2012-06-28T17:01:55","slug":"congress-holding-someone-in-contempt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/27\/congress-holding-someone-in-contempt\/","title":{"rendered":"Congress Holding Someone In “Contempt”?"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s like a drunk lecturing people about sobriety. I had more:<\/p>\n

\"\"(Call it now)<\/p>\n

-It’s like a lifetime F student calling someone “totally stupid”<\/p>\n

-That’s like a 5 time divorced man givin you marriage advice<\/p>\n

Tan Boehner said he will proceed on a vote to hold Attorney<\/p>\n

\"\"(Cry it out Cheetos face)<\/p>\n

General Eric Holder in contempt of Congress. Yawn. Where<\/p>\n

where these people under Bush? Oh yeah, they were saying,<\/p>\n

“Why can’t you just trust your leaders”, & “leave him alone”<\/p>\n

The entire Republican party is clinically insane. They don’t<\/p>\n

\"\"(Best friends?)<\/p>\n

live on the same planet as the rest of rational society. While<\/p>\n

Democrats are no picnic, in this modern era they’ve shown<\/p>\n

a basic ability to help Republicans create policy or pass laws<\/p>\n

when not in power. Move forward, & except election results<\/p>\n

\"\"(No, NEVER)<\/p>\n

It’s just historical fact. I’ve never seen the raw hate of these<\/p>\n

levels in my life. Bush implemented this idea, Holder then<\/p>\n

incorrectly continued it. It was a silly dumb bad idea, so they<\/p>\n

ended it. But now Republican’s claim it’s to take away all our<\/p>\n

\"\"(Mandatory reading)<\/p>\n

gun rights. What’s next, “Obama is going to rape your kids!<\/p>\n

He’s making kids eat fast food, so they’re slower & therefore<\/p>\n

easier to catch. He’s also going to kill them & wear their skin<\/p>\n

Of course I have no proof what-so-ever, but it’s science fact”?<\/p>\n

Let’s “Pistol Whip” The Nuns!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Finally, it was bound to happen, or be suggested at one point<\/p>\n

A conservative talk radio host Jan Mickelson “joked” that the<\/p>\n

\"\"(Nice)<\/p>\n

Catholic nuns who have embarked on a nine-state bus tour to<\/p>\n

protest the injustice of Paul Ryan’s (R-WI) proposed budget<\/p>\n

should be “pulled over” & then “pistol whipped” by the cops<\/p>\n

The exact words were: “Do you guys, do you have any power<\/p>\n

to pull the nuns on the bus over & pistol whip them?”. Wow<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh shit)<\/p>\n

I tell ya, it’s tough being a nun. How much fun do you have?<\/p>\n

None. How many kids really like you? None. How much sex<\/p>\n

Do you have? NONE. But most importantly, how much love<\/p>\n

do you get from the extreme crazy right wingers? Oh….none<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh for shits sake)<\/p>\n

What did the Catholic Church have to say about all of this??<\/p>\n

Well, they’re piss off because the “nuns” focused too much<\/p>\n

on economic injustice while failing to promote the church\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s<\/p>\n

teachings on abortion & same-sex marriage. In other words:<\/p>\n

\"\"(Sit-n-spin)<\/p>\n

stick to the script. We’re not here to help the poor, or stick<\/p>\n

up for those who are economically damaged. We only care<\/p>\n

about those who HAVE $, because they give us lots of it….<\/p>\n

So like Jesus, so like Jesus. If Jesus was a day trader at JP<\/p>\n

Morgan working on releasing a new expensive mutual fund<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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