{"id":8253,"date":"2012-06-21T14:14:59","date_gmt":"2012-06-21T20:14:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=8253"},"modified":"2012-06-21T15:17:00","modified_gmt":"2012-06-21T21:17:00","slug":"fast-and-fibulious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/21\/fast-and-fibulious\/","title":{"rendered":"Fast And Fibulious"},"content":{"rendered":"

Eric Holder if you got em. Turns out we sold guns to Mexican<\/p>\n

Drug lords. Whoopsie. They were trying to trace the guns and<\/p>\n

\"\"(WTF?)<\/p>\n

Did it. But….one of them was used to kill a boarder patrol guy<\/p>\n

Whoopsie. Well, Darrel Issa held Holder in contempt. But….<\/p>\n

Obama used something called Executive Privilege<\/a>. How many<\/p>\n

\"\"(Look at my desk!)<\/p>\n

Times did Clinton use it? 14. George HW Bush? 6. Obama???<\/p>\n

His first ever. Wow, it’s like breaking the seal when drinking<\/p>\n

The first piss is always<\/em> the best. In other news, the right, Tea<\/p>\n

\"\"(And racist)<\/p>\n

Party turds, FOX news droids, & GOP’ers all think Commerce<\/p>\n

Secretary John Bryson was drunk driving. Forget he actually<\/p>\n

Had a seizure. And forget the cops didn’t smell any booze, &<\/p>\n

Forget he was taken right to the hospital where they draw your<\/p>\n

\"\"(I “am” the GOP)<\/p>\n

Blood, & forget…….well just fucking forget it. Bryson stepped<\/p>\n

down today citing the seizure health reasons. These people are<\/p>\n

Clinically insane. You can’t reason with insane. You can’t talk<\/p>\n

With insane. You can’t present facts to insane. They will just<\/p>\n

Froth at mouth loudly screaming “Obummer is a Kenyan!!!!”<\/p>\n

Can T-Shirts Really Beat Wives?<\/strong><\/p>\n

T-shirts don’t hit spouses, fists hit spouses. It’s all so sad……<\/p>\n

\"\"(Mullet sold separately)<\/p>\n

The “wife beater” should be renamed the “unemployed low<\/p>\n

IQ shirt of champions”. It just fits better. Either that or try<\/p>\n

\"\"(Nice, buddy)<\/p>\n

The “Tip off that I’m a fucking moron douchebag”. It’s nice<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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