{"id":8222,"date":"2012-06-11T12:14:07","date_gmt":"2012-06-11T18:14:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=8222"},"modified":"2012-06-29T16:29:06","modified_gmt":"2012-06-29T22:29:06","slug":"mitts-logic-twisting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/11\/mitts-logic-twisting\/","title":{"rendered":"Mitt’s Logic Twisting"},"content":{"rendered":"

This fall election looks to be an epic turd swinging fun festival of shit<\/p>\n

Mitt Romney decided to open his silver spooned mouth of goldeness:<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yet, there’s time)<\/p>\n

“He says(Obama) we need more fireman, more policemen, <\/em>
\nmore teachers. Did he not get the message from Wisconsin? <\/em>
\nThe American people did…………………………..it’s time for us <\/em>
\nto cut back on government & help the American people”<\/em><\/p>\n

Wait, what? How exactly do you do that? How do you “cut back” on<\/p>\n

Government, but help the American people at the same time? No….<\/p>\n

Really, how? It’d be like me saying, “You need more $, & more hours<\/p>\n

In the factory, so I’m gonna really help you, by cutting all your shifts”<\/p>\n

\"\"(Unless I don’t)<\/p>\n

Wait, what what with the what what? Come again? That makes nooo<\/p>\n

Fucking sense. If you\/government say you want to help us, then you<\/p>\n

Must now step up & help us. If you’re saying, “No, I’m helping you by<\/p>\n

not helping at all”; then you are so full of shit, when you talk, plants<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yes you are)<\/p>\n

Are now magically all fertilized. Pay attention to what these two say<\/p>\n

This election. Open your ears, for both of them. When you hear em<\/p>\n

Talking out of both sides of their mouth scream, “Hey, I like what<\/p>\n

The other you just said a few minutes ago. Bring that fucker back”<\/p>\n

Teapublican PAC’s Have Lost It!<\/strong><\/p>\n

What do you do when things aren’t going your way, & you look very<\/p>\n

Desperate? Well, if you got $ to burn start making Glenn Becks lies<\/p>\n

\"\"(Wacka wacka)<\/p>\n

Look like child’s play. Enough where you are literally just saying the<\/p>\n

1st most insane lies that comes to your mind. Meh……it’ll be so very<\/p>\n

Entertaining, that’s for sure. U.S. Commerce Secretary John Bryson<\/p>\n

Sadly suffered a “seizure” while driving in the Pasadena area on Sat.<\/p>\n

\"\"(Poor guy)<\/p>\n

What do GOP nuts scream? “Oh, he was drunk!”. What exact proof<\/p>\n

Do they have? Oh, none, but that doesn’t matter. The ends always<\/p>\n

Justifies the means for folks like Karl Rove. Bryson had the seizure<\/p>\n

And struck on car, then kept going to hit another. He was found to be<\/p>\n

\"\"(Nice)<\/p>\n

Unconscious behind the wheel of his vehicle by police. They took him<\/p>\n

To the hospital where he was admitted & monitored over night. If it<\/p>\n

Was booze or drugs they draw blood for a BAC reading, so that’s a lie<\/p>\n

But does it matter when you hate Obama more than reality? Nope….<\/p>\n

Not one fucking bit. They’re the same morons that voted 2X for Bush<\/p>\n

\"\"(Just a heads up)<\/p>\n

You thought society purged them…..or they just offed themselves by<\/p>\n

The course of everyday events with a wood chipper. But nope, they<\/p>\n

Still live, & end up bring the most hateful moronic big lies to the table<\/p>\n

This PAC is only going to spend around $300 million during the 2012<\/p>\n

Election cycle against Obama. How cute, thanks Citizens United!!!!!!!<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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