{"id":8207,"date":"2012-06-08T10:06:58","date_gmt":"2012-06-08T16:06:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=8207"},"modified":"2012-06-08T10:06:58","modified_gmt":"2012-06-08T16:06:58","slug":"why-green-lantern-should-be-gay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/08\/why-green-lantern-should-be-gay\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Green Lantern “Should” Be Gay"},"content":{"rendered":"

Your super power is a ring. Costume jewelry makes you powerful<\/p>\n

Come on, that is a dead give away right there. But there are others:<\/p>\n

\"\"(“It’s gonna be a dress”)<\/p>\n

You wear tighter clothes than Cirque Du Soleil, you like to travel to<\/p>\n

Other universes, when you’re just too board & can’t take it anymore<\/p>\n

You wear a mask, but everyone fucking knows it’s you. It’s akin to<\/p>\n

\"\"(Heterosexual marriage)<\/p>\n

Wearing a little hat, or something cute to pretend to hide yourself<\/p>\n

Hell, I’d be shocked if you weren’t<\/em> gay. But now the comic book has<\/p>\n

Had him “come out” as if it’s a shock. It’d be like feining “shock” if<\/p>\n

\"\"(Um, OK)<\/p>\n

Liberace “came out”. Hell, that guy came out of the womb “floating”<\/p>\n

Doesn’t matter if he’s gay, straight, bi, or asexual. Although it would<\/p>\n

Make him a plant so that would be weird. Just protect our planet &<\/p>\n

\"\"(Ah yes, GAY comics)<\/p>\n

The entire universe from evil bad shit and we are all cool. Unless of<\/p>\n

Course you judge any talent competition incorrectly. Then you will<\/p>\n

Have a scorn & hate of an entire nation buddy. Priorities, we got em<\/p>\n

You Miss “Bush”?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Well, if you are a horny guy who hasn’t had it in over two years, yes<\/p>\n

But the president George W. Bush? Meh, not so much. But if you do<\/p>\n

\"\"(“Gadouche!”)<\/p>\n

Get your vision checked, along with your historical knowledge, and<\/p>\n

Your lack of basic facts, policy, thinking tax cuts = jobs, and your IQ<\/p>\n

He’s in the news because he has got the lowest approval rating of any<\/p>\n

Ex-president in modern history. Bravo “W”. For achieving that feat;<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

You get a coveted “Golden Turd” award. He endorsed Mitt this week<\/p>\n

But was it at a big press conference? Nope. At a grip-n-rip with Mitt?<\/p>\n

Nope, wrong again. As elevator doors were closing he simply said….<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m the guy”)<\/p>\n

“I’m for Mitt Romney”. With a favorable to unfavorable rating of 43\/<\/p>\n

54, I guess he’s not “feelin’ the love”. Poor guy. By “poor guy” I mean<\/p>\n

“Fuck off you idiot tax cutting 2 war starting deficit spending asshole”<\/p>\n

Have a weekend!<\/p>\n

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