{"id":820,"date":"2009-02-09T11:24:02","date_gmt":"2009-02-09T17:24:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=820"},"modified":"2009-02-09T11:24:03","modified_gmt":"2009-02-09T17:24:03","slug":"octuplets-insanity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/09\/octuplets-insanity\/","title":{"rendered":"Octuplets Insanity…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"2009-02-04-octupletsphoto.jpg\"(They look happy)<\/p>\n

What do you call a single women, with no job, 8 kids, & living with her mother?<\/p>\n

A pimp…<\/p>\n

To put that no paper, no jobby job, bombastic baby maker to work…<\/p>\n

\"pimp-funny.jpg\"(Playa, set her straight)<\/p>\n

Did I mention she already had 6 kids<\/em>? How about her collagen injected lips giving that “white trash Angelina Jolie” look? Shit sake, looks like she went 18 rounds with Vladimir Klitschko…<\/p>\n

Flight 1549 could have used them as a flotation device…<\/p>\n

\"octuplets_mom_gets_state_money_pm-thumb-270x270.jpg\"(Crazy eyes)<\/p>\n

She’s making<\/em> multiple kids, on purpose, with virtually no concept of the financial burden, care, or providing for their future. She’s about as stable as a one legged coffee table. Let’s add this steaming pile of human train-wreckage to the heap…<\/p>\n

Since her mom and dad have been doing all<\/em> the heavy lifting on the first 6, they’re super pissed<\/em> about adding 8 more to the the ones they already can’t afford…<\/p>\n

She said the main reason for all this is because as the “only child” in her family, she felt lonely. Lonely? Then get a fucking dog…
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\nA Gift For Them<\/strong><\/p>\n

Since mom’s clearly as unstable as Astatine, and like the bailout we’ll<\/em> end up footing the bill, I figured I’d get them one<\/em> gift from all of us to save money…<\/p>\n

\"socto2.jpg\"(Nice testicles! Wait, tentacles)<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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