{"id":8196,"date":"2012-06-07T11:30:03","date_gmt":"2012-06-07T17:30:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=8196"},"modified":"2012-06-07T11:30:03","modified_gmt":"2012-06-07T17:30:03","slug":"jeff-mansihp-jeff-manshift-or","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/07\/jeff-mansihp-jeff-manshift-or\/","title":{"rendered":"Jeff Mansihp, Jeff Manshift, Or…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jeff Manshit? Hard to say, but the Minnesota Twins pitcher has had all<\/p>\n

The names I listed except one. Here is one of the mistakes on his jersey:<\/p>\n

\"\"(Child Labor)<\/p>\n

I’m guessing the gay boys like Jeff Manshift, where 50 steel workers get<\/p>\n

Together in tight shirts & cut off jeans shorts to dance…..all named Jeff<\/p>\n

Meh, poor Jeff getting his name butchered like a tone deaf singer trying<\/p>\n

\"\"(An ERA of 8,10?)<\/p>\n

To belt out “Greatest Love Of All” is sad. But what if his name was Mike<\/p>\n

Hunt, Dick Head, Ben Dover, Eric Shun, Connie Lingus, or Todd Asstits?<\/p>\n

That way, you wouldn’t just have to mangle it in order for it to be funny<\/p>\n

Citizens Divided, The Tea Party Returns<\/strong><\/p>\n

The ruling for Citizens United is such an odd name. Some other names<\/p>\n

They were kicking around were: “Hey, Only Rich People Run T(Oh, OK)hings”,<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh, OK)<\/p>\n

“Poor People Aren’t Allowed To Win Politics”, & “Bend Over U Bitches”<\/p>\n

I like number three. It has a catchy ring you can dance to, or get sick to<\/p>\n

Part of me really wants the Tea Party, the Scott Walkers, & the corporate<\/p>\n

\"\"(True)<\/p>\n

Greed to get everything they want. They won’t even realize it’s not what<\/p>\n

They need, but by then it will be too late, and I will be living in Scotland<\/p>\n

Economics 101 here, if you kill the middle class, you just offed 1 of your<\/p>\n

Main customers. Who will buy your products? The poor will but in the<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I win, oh wait”)<\/p>\n

Numbers you need. Forget about the jobless rates, the lower wages, or<\/p>\n

The inflation, no more government programs, and big undrivable roads<\/p>\n

It’s paradise! Saying the Tea Party is crazy would be the understatement<\/p>\n

Of the century. They are historically ignorant, voting against their own<\/p>\n

\"\"(Fidiots)<\/p>\n

Interests, helping the top 3%, & at the same time killing the middle class<\/p>\n

I’ve seen drunk blind snake handlers with more reason and forethought<\/p>\n

Meh, the best way to prove someone’s a fucking idiot is let them try their<\/p>\n

Idea in front of a large crowd. When they fail, & they will, they’ll blame<\/p>\n

The lighting, or mic, or even the crowd itself. But we all know it’s them<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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Jeff Manshit? Hard to say, but the Minnesota Twins pitcher has had all The names I listed except one. Here is one of the mistakes on his jersey: (Child Labor) I’m guessing the gay boys like Jeff Manshift, where 50 steel workers get Together in tight shirts & cut off jeans shorts to dance…..all named […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}