{"id":8183,"date":"2012-06-06T12:37:19","date_gmt":"2012-06-06T18:37:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=8183"},"modified":"2012-06-06T12:37:19","modified_gmt":"2012-06-06T18:37:19","slug":"wisconsin-now-youre-fucked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/06\/wisconsin-now-youre-fucked\/","title":{"rendered":"Wisconsin, Now You’re Fucked!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The people spoke, Scott Walker won fair & square. Good for him<\/p>\n

You voted for Citizens United. You voted to end the Middle Class<\/p>\n

\"\"(Yes it is)<\/p>\n

Bravo turds. Just know this, you deserve every damn thing ya get<\/p>\n

Here’s what you lose: unions both public & private, the ability to<\/p>\n

Have collective bargaining rights, the middle class, & the ability<\/p>\n

\"\"(Human advertising?)<\/p>\n

To pay all teachers, cops, firemen, janitors a fair wage. I’m sure<\/p>\n

That won’t cause a problem if your teachers at Wal-Mart wages<\/p>\n

But here’s what you got: Wisconsin will push towards a Right To<\/p>\n

\"\"(Drink up buddy)<\/p>\n

Work State lowering & depressing wages, end the Middle Class,<\/p>\n

Give all corporate welfare in the form of tax cuts, lose jobs, cause<\/p>\n

Serious inflation, & create only 2 classes of the mega rich & poor<\/p>\n

Hey, you deserve everything you get, & when you’re screaming at<\/p>\n

\"\"(Big date tonight!)<\/p>\n

Others to help you, I’ll literally laugh in your face & say this gem<\/p>\n

“You had a chance to prevent all of this, but you failed in paying<\/p>\n

Attention to the EXACT POLICY a person will enact if in office”<\/p>\n

Sucks to be you, then again, you still got the Green Bay Packers<\/p>\n

When Texts Go Wrong<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hey, it happens. You finished that box of wine, & think, “Hey, I’m<\/p>\n

\"\"(Dissed on the iphone)<\/p>\n

gonna text now, what could possible go wrong”. Well….this could:<\/p>\n

I try not to text during sex. It’s the modern day emery board effect<\/p>\n

\"\"(Pretty simple)<\/p>\n

Either that or I think you’re a nymph giving directions to your 9pm<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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