{"id":8173,"date":"2012-06-05T12:30:43","date_gmt":"2012-06-05T18:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=8173"},"modified":"2012-06-08T09:19:40","modified_gmt":"2012-06-08T15:19:40","slug":"edwards-penisface-i-presume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/05\/edwards-penisface-i-presume\/","title":{"rendered":"Edwards Penisface I Presume?"},"content":{"rendered":"

John Edwards got off! Well that’s actually how he got into this mess<\/p>\n

In the first place, but you get the point. He will walk because the jury<\/p>\n

\"\"(What a douche!)<\/p>\n

Couldn’t all agree to convict, so he was acquitted. But here’s the great<\/p>\n

Thing that happened from it. He was exposed as the lying creepy turd<\/p>\n

He is. If anything good came out of this, it’s that he was dragged thru<\/p>\n

\"\"(You have no soul)<\/p>\n

The mud publicly, so it’s all over for Captain Assfaces political career<\/p>\n

And I say good. I mean what is he, a poor man’s Newt Gingrich now?<\/p>\n

*Flush*<\/p>\n

Yet another silly stupid stinky turd is flushed down the toilet of life<\/p>\n

The Bigot Boy Yelleth<\/strong><\/p>\n

Republican Joe Walsh from Illinois, said this gem about Democrats:<\/p>\n

\"\"(Oh wait, you’re white)<\/p>\n

“They want Hispanics to be dependent upon government. Just like <\/em>
\nthey got African Americans dependent upon government. That’s their <\/em>
\ngame. Jesse Jackson would be out of work if they weren’t dependent…”<\/em><\/p>\n

Ah yes, all<\/em> the blacks are dependent on government. Bravo! Oh, so are<\/p>\n

those Hispanics. See, only WHITE’S work hard & don’t take hand outs<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m this<\/em> big a dick)<\/p>\n

Basic facts: the majority of food stamp recipients are white<\/em> Dr. Fuckhole<\/p>\n

He has new campaign slogan: “Bigots Supporting Bigots!”. Your voters<\/p>\n

Are dying, & you got redistricted with progressives. So long dick burger<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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John Edwards got off! Well that’s actually how he got into this mess In the first place, but you get the point. He will walk because the jury (What a douche!) Couldn’t all agree to convict, so he was acquitted. But here’s the great Thing that happened from it. He was exposed as the lying […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}