{"id":8151,"date":"2012-06-01T11:43:34","date_gmt":"2012-06-01T17:43:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=8151"},"modified":"2012-06-01T11:43:34","modified_gmt":"2012-06-01T17:43:34","slug":"mayor-douchberg-i-presume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/01\/mayor-douchberg-i-presume\/","title":{"rendered":"Mayor Douchberg I Presume"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NY Mayor Bloomberg seeks a ban on over sized sugary drinks in<\/p>\n<p>Theaters, restaurants, sports areas, &amp; more. What&#8217;s &#8220;and more&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8152\" title=\"Mayor Bloomberg Meets Snooki &amp; TheSituation\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Mayor-Bloomberg-Meets-Snooki-TheSituation-300x236.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Mayor-Bloomberg-Meets-Snooki-TheSituation-300x236.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Mayor-Bloomberg-Meets-Snooki-TheSituation.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(Spot the douche)<\/p>\n<p>Back yards? Homes? Basements? Mouths? This shit has gotta<\/p>\n<p>Stop buddy. I can wait until there&#8217;s a law about how much shit<\/p>\n<p>I can make into the toilet. Government can be a useful tool for<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8154\" title=\"Chicken Fucker\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Chicken-Fucker-300x240.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"255\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Chicken-Fucker-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Chicken-Fucker.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(Mayor Bloomberg)<\/p>\n<p>Good, or a moronic red tape brick wall of immense ignorance<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll take #1 for $100 Jack. It&#8217;s funny, I just passed a ban on all<\/p>\n<p>Dipshit bans that make no fucking sense. Boom! It just passed<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NY Mayor Bloomberg seeks a ban on over sized sugary drinks in Theaters, restaurants, sports areas, &amp; more. What&#8217;s &#8220;and more&#8221;? (Spot the douche) Back yards? Homes? Basements? Mouths? This shit has gotta Stop buddy. I can wait until there&#8217;s a law about how much shit I can make into the toilet. Government can be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8151"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8151"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8157,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8151\/revisions\/8157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}