{"id":8091,"date":"2012-05-25T11:33:59","date_gmt":"2012-05-25T17:33:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=8091"},"modified":"2012-05-25T11:33:59","modified_gmt":"2012-05-25T17:33:59","slug":"do-cockrings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/25\/do-cockrings\/","title":{"rendered":"Do Cockrings&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Set off the metal detectors at the airport? Not that I know of&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;ll keep you posted. However, I do know what can get you<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8092\" title=\"Metal Piercings Guy Crazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Metal-Piercings-Guy-Crazy-249x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"386\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Metal-Piercings-Guy-Crazy-249x300.jpg 249w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Metal-Piercings-Guy-Crazy.jpg 469w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/>(Sets off detector)<\/p>\n<p>Held from an American Airlines fight faster than greased shit<\/p>\n<p>A pro-choice women was wearing this t-shirt while boarding:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8093\" title=\"Fuck A Senator t-shirt joke\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Fuck-A-Senator-t-shirt-joke-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"319\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Fuck-A-Senator-t-shirt-joke-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Fuck-A-Senator-t-shirt-joke.jpg 280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/>(Well played)<\/p>\n<p>Well, see, AA has a pretty odd policy that goes something like:<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It can refuse to transport you, or may remove you from your<br \/>\nflight for  reasons including \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcbeing clothed in a manner that<br \/>\nwould cause discomfort  or offense to other passengers\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Well shit, that could literally be anything. What if I wear an<\/p>\n<p>Van Halen shirt after David Lee Roth quit, &amp; a DLR fan was<\/p>\n<p>Upset over Sammy Hagar on the shirt. It is a silly rule. Just<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-8094\" title=\"assholeairlines\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/assholeairlines-300x235.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/assholeairlines-300x235.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/assholeairlines.jpg 360w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(Remove ur shirt)<\/p>\n<p>Use common fucking sense. AA took the lady aside &amp; made<\/p>\n<p>Her miss her connecting flight. Look, parents of kids who do<\/p>\n<p>Not know the word, could make this a teachable moment for<\/p>\n<p>Them saying, &#8220;See, it&#8217;s a grown-up word, only grown-ups use&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8095\" title=\"Come On Man t-shirt\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Come-On-Man-t-shirt.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"308\" \/>(So true)<\/p>\n<p>Now if she wore one with a picture t-shirt of two people doing<\/p>\n<p>It, I can see the problem with that. But this? Wow, it is just a<\/p>\n<p>Bucket load of super stupid. Let&#8217;s remember, in the end, it is<\/p>\n<p>Their airplane &amp; their rules. You don&#8217;t like it, fly somewhere else<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Set off the metal detectors at the airport? Not that I know of&#8230; But I&#8217;ll keep you posted. However, I do know what can get you (Sets off detector) Held from an American Airlines fight faster than greased shit A pro-choice women was wearing this t-shirt while boarding: (Well played) Well, see, AA has a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8091"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8091"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8099,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8091\/revisions\/8099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}