{"id":7949,"date":"2012-05-08T12:25:04","date_gmt":"2012-05-08T18:25:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=7949"},"modified":"2012-05-08T13:54:21","modified_gmt":"2012-05-08T19:54:21","slug":"mr-penis-pistol-is-in-trouble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/08\/mr-penis-pistol-is-in-trouble\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr. “Penis Pistol” Is In Trouble"},"content":{"rendered":"

Welcome to Tuesdays Election Erection Section. Couple big races happening<\/p>\n

Indiana Republican Dick Lugar might have his 36 year career come to an end<\/p>\n

\"\"(Christmas hair)<\/p>\n

I love the guy who’s name is literally “Penis Gun”. But a Tea Party guy named<\/p>\n

Richard Mourdock is on his heels. Great, it’s now the battle of the “Dicks”. But<\/p>\n

How did it happen? Why now after all these years? Because the Teapublican’s<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a> is Kevin Pollak \"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Have lost their fucking minds. When the big goal of governance isn’t<\/em> working<\/p>\n

Together with anyone from the other side of the isle ever to solve our nations<\/p>\n

Problems, it tells me these insane total tool turds do not even know what it is<\/p>\n

\"\"(Take it nutjobs)<\/p>\n

That governance does. They call everyone who disagrees with their outdated<\/p>\n

Myopic world view a “RINO”, or “Libtard”. Anyone who always agrees with<\/p>\n

Everything they say about gays, minorities, women, illegals, Hispanics, the<\/p>\n

Poor, those on welfare, the middle class, unions, cops, firemen, or virtually<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m Corneal Mustard”)<\/p>\n

Every other working American then you’re OK. But if you disagree, get out!<\/p>\n

That’s not how you run a party. That is how you cull a population from real<\/p>\n

Thinkers who solve real problems. It’s like they created the political version<\/p>\n

Of the Salem Witch Trials. Pretty soon, the party is going to be so far right<\/p>\n

\"\"(You’re all guilty)<\/p>\n

Richard Nixon will be a “bleeding heart pussy Liberal commie scum sucker”<\/p>\n

I’d say they lost their fucking minds, but you got to start with one to lose it<\/p>\n

Walker This Way, Get’s His Challenger Today<\/strong><\/p>\n

Scotty “Fuck Unions & The Middle Class” Walker will have his opponent<\/p>\n

Selected today from a Democratic pool. It’ll either be mayor Tom Barrett<\/p>\n

\"\"(“I’m Tom”)<\/p>\n

Or Kathleen Falk(ing) A. Walker’s in deep shit. Very deep. The basic #’ers<\/p>\n

Just don’t support his policy views. He came in claiming that $152 million<\/p>\n

In tax cuts for the top 3% & corporations would create about 250,000<\/a> jobs<\/p>\n

\"\"(Nice)<\/p>\n

Only problem is they ranked dead last in job creation losing 23,900 jobs<\/p>\n

Uh oh. Tax cuts do not create jobs. Never have, never will. Unless you tax<\/p>\n

The living shit out of the wealthy, they don’t fucking care. It stays in their<\/p>\n

\"\"(Ah yes, A=A)<\/p>\n

Pocket, & the more they get, the more that stays. If it didn’t we’d have jobs<\/p>\n

The only jobs we ever get from the wealthy are “air hand jobs”, & bitchjobs<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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